Do you ever feel like you have a conjoined twin who's a dumbass? I do. I find myself looking up from time to time in my life, confronted with decisions made by my insecure, dumbass siamese twin that I now have to live with and clean up ( Read more... )

I got a sticker on my car window informing me that, as it was parked in a handicapped spot, it was at risk for being toed or booted. This was at 11:15. PM. From a rent-a-cop. The place I was parked in front of closed at 5:00. I wondered around the parking lot in bewilderment (I found the sticker at 11:30) hoping to find the officer, but he was ( Read more... )

So I've discovered a new website: allsp.com
Some beautiful genius has put every South Park episode up, for free! Its a wonderful thing. Which also gives me an excuse to procrastinate, by making a list of my favorite South Park episodes (complete with quick links) for you all to enjoy! Hooray!

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Weight Gain 4000
Starvin ( Read more... )

Dear Bungie,

Flood with guns = Stupid
Flood that can snipe = Stupidest fucking thing ever

Your friend,
Y

Dear Bungie,

Learn2Story

Your friend,
Y

'This bar was a meeting place for 42nd Street hustlers, a peculiar breed of four-flushing, would-be criminals. They are always looking for a "set-up man, someone to plan jobs and tell them exactly what to do. Since no "set-up man" would have anything to do with people so obviously inept, unlucky, unsuccessful, they go on looking, fabricating ( Read more... )

I should probably get back to writing in this thing.

This could only be described as a music video in the Tandoori Western tradition.

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