i've seen you around in school before. and i thought you were like those normal TYPICAL malay ladies. but! oh boy, what a motherfucking bitch you are.

with that mole on your nose, that big wide sickening smile of yours. i wonder, why on earth do such people like you exist?
i'm here enjoying my 8 weeks of holidays, are you?

know so much about er ( Read more... )

want cheap designers? nahh!

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in here : http://whoop-that-ass.blogspot.com, there's prada, barton, claus etc etc with typical malay faces!
how cool? and ya! see how they pose for pictures. hahah.

enjoy!

its ridiculous how people are labelling tmeselves or their boyrfriend/girlfriend as FULL-TIME LOVER. eh please la, if the person loves you part-time, does he or she really qualify to be called a lover in the first place? sorry but i find this really dumb. FULL-TIME LOVER, FULL-TIME DAUGHTER la all this. like seriously; you will be a daughter until ( Read more... )

just in case you have no idea on what or how to name your kids, here's something for you.

linabuchuk.
linajambu.
linaSAYANG.
cutiez.
namanje.

basically, all you have to do is cook up some stupid spelling and then join it together with the original name.
example : nana + manje = namanje.
get it? ok so try.

or maybe if you think your kid will have some ( Read more... )

 
Said best man Farizal Basri, 28, a fellow Geylang United player and longtime friend of Mr Baihakki: 'I'm very happy that they managed to get the sponsors. All their hard work has paid off. They're like the David and Victoria Beckham of Singapore.

please la!

ok so as you guys might have read, someone in my lab lost his wallet. ok recall cause this post will be about him ( Read more... )

this entry is about my really unhygienic group mate. i shall not reveal names.

anyway, this guy is really unhygienic or shall i just label him as DIRTY.
his fingernails are longer than girls with manicured nails. he sweats like a pig when everyone is freezing cold in the lab. and when he speaks, all you need to do is hold your breath and just agree ( Read more... )

alright, i only have 10 minutes to write this post.

and this is my first post, pardon my layout and come back later for more reads.
right now, i feel like ranting about my boyfriend who gets on my nerves more often than the number of times you need to piss.

as much as i love him, i dare to say that i wish i've never known him. i'm proud to say that ( Read more... )

 this is new. keep watching.

i will update this account whenever i feel like it. maybe once per month, twice a week or even every half an hour. it depends.

and my intention is to let it all out. not to get famous.