Our little bundle of joy made her way inyo the world (overdue by three days) on March 17. She had some issues and so did I, which kept both of us in the hospital for a week and a couple of days, but all is well ( Read more... )

I AM OVER BEING PREGNANT.

Thanks to Mal for helping us out with a changing table after some dickbags broke into our house. People suck. A lot.

Everything hurts. I'm fat, and our Modest Baby is due on St. Patrick's Day. I love them very much, but I'm ready to have my body back.

March is coming in like a lion.

Pain shot through him, starting at his midsection and radiating to the tips of his fingers and toes. Matt looked down at his now-flat stomach that had just been so round...out there. He looked up at his attacker, squinting to try to figure out who it was that had decided to hurt him this way. The voice was muffled, but Matt felt another kick, ( Read more... )

Well, we did it. We got hitched. It was really nice. I cried a lot--mostly when River and Martel did their vow exchange that we had set up. I've never seen that little boy love anyone as fiercely as he loves Martel, myself included ( Read more... )

So, as Martel posted earlier, we are expecting a little one. While the baby was truly a surprise (my BC failed very hard), it's definitely a happy one ( Read more... )

I've been pretty MIA as of late, and I'm sorry. I've had some custody issues come up and have tried to stay off the grid ( Read more... )

I should probably update this thing. Not a whole lot has been happening with me except that I have the sweetest man in my life. Martel is so patient with River and the baby-daddy stuff going on right now. I couldn't be more grateful ( Read more... )

Well, River's dad is a giant dickface, but it's okay. Things are working out regardless ( Read more... )

I love Christmas. My parents and stepparents came all the way from California for a few days and my sister came down from New York. It was glorious and I loved every minute of it ( Read more... )

I'm probably not a great parent, as I sit here feeding my toddler popsicles as we watch Archer together. But he'll be well-versed in the ways of sarcasm and dry comedy. Pretty sure that means he's going to be an amazing kid. :D ( Read more... )