I'll be in Illinois for the rest of the month.

"What color is a baby in a blender?"

how the hell do you delete this thing????

AHEM ( Read more... )

Today has been a real lax day. Just chilling, watching some movies, jingling my keys thinking of how to somehow make my last day of the weekend productive ( Read more... )

You are the virus that invades.

You are taking over cells.

Stealthy, everchanging.

Moving in and through my body.

You are the reason I am feverish.

Who doesn't like Freaks and Geeks? Certainly no one who matters. bring . it . back . I am most like...


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I declare this day to be straight up rediculous ( Read more... )

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I have lots to talk about. But I'm not in the mood ( Read more... )

What? Could it be? Could it be me who's going out on a date? Could it actually be with a seriously studly man?

Oh yes. It could be true. In fact, it is true. Know why? Because I am the pimptress.

Stoked. Wickedly Stoked.

It's a double date. Easy targets for our sharp sarcasm and twisted humor.

Danke Shoene