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[yookeehyung]

based on the frequency and magnitude of my mood swings, i have deduced that i am in fact a girl.

with the smallest boobs ever.

and a penis.

Comments

[halcyonstrident]

i know that feeling... i should read my mail before i open my mouth too

[yookeehyung]

yeah, i won't be transferring after all.

officially.

[halcyonstrident]

why not?

[yookeehyung]

i can't afford to.

[runamongst]

I still love you oodles poodle.

Maybe now we can have naked pillow fights?

[yookeehyung]

and practice kissing.

[superfluouslove]

Atleast you're not a girl with small boobs, a vagina (atleast I have a great vagina), and a leftover penis stub from 4 years ago (which I tried to grow in order to earn respect from my misogynist boss in my overly male dominated work environment).

Alas... perhaps my sexual organs will someday find a happy home, where they can all live happily together and be aroused often.

[yookeehyung]

wow.

you gave me a hearty chuckle.

and a nightmare.