"Bookshelves still tease and tantalize but like a woman with a divining rod, I know where the water will be"

That was from a real SAT I test.

I detect a hint of sexual connotation. Or am I just seeing things. If I'm not, then this is certainly a first for the collegeboard.

"Achieving financial eudaimonia demands two things: Knowing what you want to accomplish with your life, and then finding the discipline, patience, persistence, frugality, creativity, and sense of humor to make your money conform to your goals. Happiness is measured in the achievement of values and priorities, rather than how we feel at any given ( Read more... )

This is a wierd phenomenon ( Read more... )

Fine. I'll do this too.

Songs listed in no specific order.

1. Sunday morning
2. She Will be Loved
3. Californiafication (typo)
4. Reality
5. I'm Alive
6. Toxic
7. When I'm 64
8. Vertigo

All right. Let's put a stop to the "emo" nature of live journals. Let's discuss some current events ( Read more... )

I went to Mrs Kadletz to show her my nonfiction book after school today.
Naturally, I said "see you tommorow".

She looked at me wierdly and said real seductively while batting her eyelashes "no I'll see you tonight".
I think she's just trying to remind me of the movie night.

I don't even want to think otherwise.

Coretta Scott King, we mourn your death.
Like your husband and so many others, you've shown us real courage.
You shall be remembered for your contributions to the advancement of mankind.

True guy, true story.

"In translation to English, it sounds like...the word...you know...sometimes language is not so convenient and sometimes I'm embarrassed."

Fuk King Kwok, a Chinese immigrant, on his decision to change his name to Andy Kwok after people repeatedly mispronounced his name.

Haha.

I got that from newsweek.

I know some of you out there are pretty sensitive regarding gender issues, but I am going to do another post ( Read more... )

John Lennon or Paul Mccartney. Who's more dear to you and why?