Comments | yossiewoof: What the world needs now

yossiewoof

What the world needs now

Jan 24, 2006 21:24

Hey you. All of you. I'm procrastinating on midterms. I've been in my room all day and I think I've only legitimately studied for possibly a half hour. Fun game! Go to google and type in "(Your name) was killed by" and see what the results are. Don't forget the quotations ( Read more... )

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arrngingmatches January 25 2006, 02:41:29 UTC

Nothing for "Raechel". Sad.

Rachel, however, was killed by an Israeli bulldozer driver while protesting the demolition of a Palestinian home.

yossiewoof January 25 2006, 03:31:32 UTC

Yeah, there were none for "Dorie"

oceangirl511 January 25 2006, 03:28:53 UTC

dont know which one i like better...

Becky, was killed by "Angel of Death" Allitt while she worked
as a nurse at Grantham Hospital.

Becky was killed by a punter on April 13

Becky was killed by a hit and run right in front of my husband

there were also like 20 that said i was killed by a drunk driver. i fear for my life now.

yossiewoof January 25 2006, 03:31:55 UTC

I like the first two.

swanzie06 January 25 2006, 04:12:52 UTC

I agree. There was that SNL short (conveniently displayed in your profile), and we definitely spent at least a third of EnviroBio the other day with the entire class huddled around Mrs. Craik's computer (Mrs. Craik included) laughing hysterically at Chuck Norris jokes. I think I'll have to check on Friday night if Chuck Norris had the Best Week Ever or not.

"Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried."

swanzie06 January 25 2006, 04:15:00 UTC

Oh and I forgot my personal absolute favorite:

"Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies that you might not get them all. Chuck Norris goes killing."

yossiewoof January 25 2006, 23:51:00 UTC

I love Chuck Norris!

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yossiewoof January 25 2006, 23:53:07 UTC

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

katerpatater January 25 2006, 17:21:25 UTC

sam told me chuck norris jokes, but i thought he was saying technauraus, which would be a technicolored dinosaur. the jokes are funnier that way. i don't know who chuck norris is, but i'm sick of him.

yossiewoof January 25 2006, 23:56:31 UTC

come on, chuck norris rules.

katerpatater January 26 2006, 17:47:01 UTC

by the way, that is probably the best picture of you i've ever seen.

yossiewoof January 27 2006, 01:03:29 UTC

why thank you