Comments | yossiewoof: It's not a hunt. It's a dash. A DASH.

yossiewoof

It's not a hunt. It's a dash. A DASH.

Apr 16, 2006 21:25

I worked the SK Parks and Rec Easter Egg Hunt yesterday. It's where basically every whitebread family in SK comes out to Tuckertown and sets their kids out on a giant field to knock over other children and pick up little plastic easter eggs with the nastiest, waxiest, grossest candy EVER in them. I hate this event moer than any other guild event ( Read more... )

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iheartpeachring April 17 2006, 17:16:18 UTC

i just read that here at work and i laughed so hard out loud.

i literally have tears in my eyes. i had my hands clamped over my mouth.

SEVEN SEALS...BAWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!! someday you'll be a parent and your kids will hate you and we'll "watch" them while drinking martinis and spill vodka and gin on their heads while we smoke cigarettes from long holders.

we rooooooock. but, yeah, SO funny.

I don't make emoticon hearts for just anybody. arrngingmatches April 19 2006, 01:10:44 UTC

That's crazy scary.

But for serious, I'm writing you a comment because YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS:
Tom Cruise Plans On Eating His Baby's Plancenta.
I think of you every time I hear about his crazy ass. <3

Re: I don't make emoticon hearts for just anybody. arrngingmatches April 19 2006, 01:11:56 UTC

Oh, except it didn't include my heart because I'm a fuck up.
I love Dorie.

too many comments. arrngingmatches April 19 2006, 13:46:41 UTC

Thank God, not true. I think he should realize that when people put "you eating placenta" in a realm of possibility, it's time for some changes.

The first article I read about the babe- third paragraph. "The birth of Tom Cruise's first biological child came in the midst of his promotional campaign for Misson Impossible 3, due in theaters next month".

Man, I miss the asshole blog.

Re: too many comments. yossiewoof April 19 2006, 15:02:49 UTC

we should start it back up, but i hate doing stuff if no one reads it.