ISleepStanding: on a side note - I think it's either your or Mike's turn to host beer and oddity food weekend
YouAreStellar82: I'm thinking of going to the Hope homecoming with Steve
ISleepStanding: who will wear the dress?
YouAreStellar82: he might make all the money, but I'm the Federline in the relationship
ISleepStanding: your analogies warm my

Abercrombie and Fitch has invited me to interview for a manager-in-training position. I can only imagine what they can teach me...

Musical tastes:
"Hey bro, let's chill at my apartment and listen to some reggae!"

Customer interaction:
"You're not white...you sure you can afford this?"

Bargaining with customers:
"So you want a reasonable price... ( Read more... )

I've applied to 10 new auditing firm openings this week alone, but the biggest one by far is for Abraham & Gaffney. A&G is centered in East Lansing and has a satelite office in Rochester Hills. What makes it big is that my good friend, Steve, not only works there but is on track to being a partner. He actually went up to the partners with my resume ( Read more... )

A - Age you got your first kiss: 18 :P (exact quote- "Ergh, can I kiss you ( Read more... )

So last week I went to Macomb Mall with my sister. She wanted to go to DEB and I wasn't going to wait for her in the store so I thought I'd walk around the shitmall in the meantime. I was heading towards the Value City court (yes, we have a Value City court), and there was this grizzled old man walking towards me. As I walked past him, he leaned ( Read more... )

Egh alot of changes on the horizon. Turning 23 in 6 days and in 3 weeks moving to back Clinton Township (or C-Ship as we like to call it...you know how we do things). It's depressing when I look around my room and think about how much shit I'll have to move. It almost makes me wish I were a monk. Maybe that's why they're always depicted as jolly ( Read more... )

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

Nothing better than being unable to sleep at 2:30 in the morning and browsing through useless headlines only to find the wholesome, untainted Pamela Anderson in the spotlight. She became an American citizen Wednesday and in totally unrelated news, the average number of STD's per American citizen doubled. All joking aside, it's good to know her ( Read more... )

My heart can only take so much.


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There's this questionably gay guy at my work. I'm not homophobic nor do I hate people with alternative lifestyles, but this guy...well, let me explain. This is the first conversation we had when I started working ( Read more... )