A belated review.

[ashcanprobably]

Good Morning,

As an accepted member of youcantwrite, I took the liberty of review- flaming mmmrorschach, a fellow accepted member, in his own journal. Click, click! All links lead to the brutal display.

If that's not enough, here's another literary hatchet job, which resulted in what should be the holy grail for any accepted member/reviewer: journal deletion

Comments

[commetonvisage]

I've missed your MOD ME posts. Mod me, too!

[phoenix_blade]

Wait just one goddamn second. I only participated in this community because its painfully obvious death knells fed into the illusion that I was a small part of a movement that would inflate my misguided belief that electronic obscurity might conflated my ideals of elitism

I'll brook no allowance for posts aimed at the revivification of this community, especially considering your comments appear to have been deleted, depriving me of an oh-so-important modicum of distraction from my banal, artless life.

I demand you become a chintzy organ grinder to compensate my egregious lack of entertainment. And/or buy me another bottle of cheap vodka--you know it's effective by the amount of potato chunks you are able to visibly identify upon shaking the bottle. Like a snow orb. Of depression.

No, really, do you have screenshots? It appears Señor Rorschschschascshch has deleted your comment(s).

[phoenix_blade]

Damn, I should avoid drunken posting. And post-ironic excuses for typos that necessitate inebriation, too.

MARTYRED

[ashcanprobably]

I'll see if I can piece it back together from the e-mail notifications.

REPRINT

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1. On a scale of submarine to ultramarine, how are you feeling today?

to which Jaime replied:

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then I was like:

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7. À rebours is a French novel by Joris-Karl Huysmans (pronounced wee-man) wherein an old debauched aesthete becomes a complete hermit, shacked up in a country cottage, and surrounds himself with art objects of classical significance and beauty designed to make his solitude bearable.
15. Once Upon A Time In The West.

Also, I mentioned you in a book review I wrote for The Time Machine Did It. It's on Facebook. Add me back!

jaime decides to fib as a diversion tactic:

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