Discedo is my nightmare.

[When the communicator switches on, it's nothing but fabric rustling. You know what that means, Discedo. Accidental post time.]...Uh, who redecorated? Not really liking the candles, here. They're not even the nice smelly kinds, that are all like, vanilla and stuff. How are they even floating, anyway? That's, like, not even ( Read more... )

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[his voice comes in shaky. in the background there is complete and utter silence.] Someone come get me. I, like... don't know what happened to my gun. The hospital's dangerous, right? That's why Italy got stuck in it.

[a shoe scrapes against the floor, close enough that it can be recognized as poland's.] I wish Liet was here. Why'd he have ( Read more... )

Hey, guess what everyone! Demyx's birthday is on Thursday, so we're gonna, like, throw a party! A super big one ( Read more... )

I'm being stalked by a weirdo Russian!

I think he's, like, going to kill me or something! I totally don't even have a gun!

So I just have to, like, make a pact or whatever?

Who wants to create an alliance with the great country of Poland!?

Um, I'll give you faworki?

With the upcoming Valentine's Day, Discedo is totally welcome to admit their undying love for the great nation of Poland!Yeah, I totally know that, like, everyone loves me. You don't need to, like, give me any gifts or anything, either, because I totally don't care about that sort of thing. I already know. But, like, I expect a flurry of Polish ( Read more... )

I totally don't get why everyone's all whiny and stuff. If it weren't so grody and pukey and ukey here, Discedo would totally be, like, a super cool place. Except for the super out of control immigration. Like, seriously, the flow of people is waaaaay too fast.

Plus, there are super cute people like Linda!

Oh my gawd, who farted!?

There are, like, bugs living in people's mouths!? Grosser than gross!

Spit 'em out, bug-eaters!