Ari's Reminder That Father's Day Is Sunday So What Did You Get Me? Of The Day.

[yougotgold]

On my fucking expensive, fucking expansive desk, there is a bronze plaque with my name engraved on it. It's '06, but I swear: I have fucking dozens of them. We were using '02 as a door stopper at Chez Gold before the wife redecorated.

Ari Gold, they all say. Agent Of The YearI keep the most recent one on display until I win the next year's.

Comments

[daughterof_evil]

Are you fucking retarded?

If my guess was supposed to be an indicator, I might be.

[yougotgold]

It's a fucking coffee mug, Sash.

[daughterof_evil]

Its functional, it has a compliment on it, and its from your kids.

[yougotgold]

It's. A fucking. Coffee mug.

[john_ispyro]

Re: OOC

[yougotgold]

Thank you! I'm so flattered. And as much as Ari enjoys giving off the impression he wouldn't piss on other people if they were on fire, he actually will talk to anyone. XD

[john_ispyro]