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[yougotgold]

The secret; the ultimate secret to end all secrets, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, pimps and whores, etcetera and whatthefuckever, is this:

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(And I ain't talkin' no Oprah book of the month club bullshit.)

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Always. Always. Always make them think they need you more than you need them. That's fucking gold from Gold, kids. You ride

Comments

[kara_marie]

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN TRANSFORMERS, ARI. ME ME ME.

[yougotgold]

You don't wanna be anywhere near Bay, baby. Trust me.

[kara_marie]

Why not?

[yougotgold]

Because he sucks, Babe.

[claire_simms]

You'll be dropped faster than I dropped Malibu Prison Time Paris.

*laughs hard* Good for you...

[yougotgold]

She just wasn't fucking working for me. What can I say?

[claire_simms]

So what kind of accessories does "Malibu Prison Time" Paris come with?

That damned dog in a little orange jumpsuit?
Xanax?

[yougotgold]

Ask CAA. I'm sure they snatched her snatch right the fuck up.

[trust_issue]

I need you Ari.

[yougotgold]

I know you do, Pumpkin-puss.

[trust_issue]

Not like that you fucking PERVERT. I need a job.

[yougotgold]

How is that different?

Did someone get shitcanned?

[alan_shore]

Well, there's another rule broken.

[yougotgold]

I know you do, Pumpkin-puss.

[alan_shore]

That's not you in the icon. For the record.

[yougotgold]

Really? Because this is you...

[noble_woman]

Why is it, Mr. Gold, that you do not have your own television show. You give excellent advice.

[yougotgold]

My place is behind the fucking lense. All of the perks, none of the bullshit.

[noble_woman]

Well, I think you are a very wise gentleman.

[yougotgold]

Gentleman???