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yougotgold

FINE FINE FINE FINE

Jul 18, 2007 22:55

THAT MEME.

If you want to have your pup have some sort of sexual relations with mine, comment here! I'll write something.

ALAN SHORE? COMMENT AWAY. And the rest of you too.

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yougotgold July 19 2007, 05:03:16 UTC

Deny until you die: that's Ari Gold's motto. Or one of them, anyway. Others include: 'Fake it 'til you feel it', 'Fuck 'em', 'Money Money Money', and 'Cunt muscle'.

Only the last one currently doesn't apply.

"This is our little, huge, fucking, career-ending, mass-murder inducing, TMZ-worthy, fucking, fucking secret," Ari murmurs, as he slams the other man up against the frosted glass wall of his office. If the building wasn't deserted... If it wasn't a Sunday night... If it was so late it was actually morning...

Lloyd would be wetting his muff right now. For more than one reason.

There's a painting on Ari's desk. Literally on Ari's desk. Kara Keating smiles a winning, gleaming smile and holds up her Oscar for best actress ( ... )

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yougotgold July 19 2007, 05:58:45 UTC

Thank you. It was indeed a pleasure to write while cackling madly.

daughterof_evil July 19 2007, 04:58:11 UTC

Its so Hollywood, I can't resist. Give her a shot if you feel up for it.

yougotgold July 19 2007, 05:03:51 UTC

>>Give her a shot<<

You are so going to regret using that phrase. XD

daughterof_evil July 19 2007, 05:08:07 UTC

Yeah, but that makes me want it more.

yougotgold July 19 2007, 05:56:14 UTC

"Oh god, yes!" She screams, writhing in the throes of ecstasy. "God! Oh, Ari, you're so big!"

She's on her back this time; thighs around his hips, nipples to the sky. Usually he has her from behind, on her hands and knees. That way he can feel the curve of her ass against him and reach forward and grab a handful of enticing, jiggling breast, but it's always nice to mix things up a little. Keeps things from getting stale. And the front of her head is as nice as the back. Available real estate too. He pulls out as she whimpers in protest, which he quiets first with with his index finger, and then...

Her mouth is warm and wet and willing, and she murmurs enthusiastically around him until he pulls out of there too.

"Oh, Ari," she pants.

"Ari..."

"Ari not in the face again!""...ARI? Are you listening to me ( ... )

Thread 6

OOC john_ispyro July 19 2007, 12:18:49 UTC

Can't. Resist. It.

Re: OOC yougotgold July 20 2007, 00:11:45 UTC

"Did you fucking get it done ( ... )

Re: OOC john_ispyro July 20 2007, 01:30:10 UTC

*dies* OMG that's perfect. Love it! Thanks!!

trust_issue July 19 2007, 12:23:30 UTC

Only in your Lunesta induced dreams Ari.

Short but sweet...for a given value of sweet yougotgold July 20 2007, 00:33:34 UTC

"You said you needed a fucking job."

"Not the kind of job I had in mind, Ari," Jordan growls, as Ari shrugs and grins like it was all an innocent mistake. She resists the urge to break his caps with her fist.

"A porno, Ari?" She spits.

Ari puts a hand on his well built chest all, what, who, me. But if there is one thing you can buy the man who has everything, it's self control.

"Well I can personally vouch for your skills in that department."

She knees him in the crotch.

She doesn't let him fuck her for a whole month.

He's sorry.

Re: Short but sweet...for a given value of sweet trust_issue July 20 2007, 01:45:47 UTC

OOC: snickers..too funny :)

You know you'd enjoy getting kneed

Re: Short but sweet...for a given value of sweet yougotgold July 20 2007, 01:46:57 UTC

If you fucking did it right.

Thread 5

From one pimp to another manwhores_r_us July 19 2007, 14:01:43 UTC

ooc- What the hell, go for it. :D

Re: From one pimp to another yougotgold July 20 2007, 02:16:40 UTC

"You have a good look," Ari had slurred at the man in the dive bar. "Like...you know, but fucking edgier."

The weird thing is: he hasn't had that much to drink. They must mix them strong here. Normally he wouldn't complain (he's in search of a little stress relief after all. He's still nursing Mrs. Ari induced wounds brought on from blowing off their tickets for LuPone's Gypsy [the strippers are fake, after all, what did she expect?]), but he also likes to think he can hold his liquor, and tonight he's having technical difficulties.

He's lucky the The Pianist look-a-like is nice enough to give him a hand.

At least, that's what he thinks until he wakes up in a hotel room the next morning without his wallet. And his watch. And any of his clothes.

And one of his kidneys.

"I fucking hate New York!" He bellows, before dialing 911.

His mouth still tastes like cock.

Re: From one pimp to another manwhores_r_us July 20 2007, 02:55:54 UTC

Absolutely brilliant!

What amazes me, is that my char is not even flinching. He'd so take a kidney if he could get away with it. :D