HOKAY. SO IM A FREAKING LOSER AND I FORGOT MY FJDSALFJASFDSA FUCKING PASSWORD TO MY STUPID FUCKING NEW LIVE JOURNAL. :D ALL SMILE THOUGH, CAUSE IM SMART ENOUGH TO SAVE MY HTML CRAP. anyhoo, i had to make a new one..cause..i really do ..in fact suck. SO!

NEW ELJAY, ADD ME IN ADVANCE...

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god dammit. >.< alright whatever. seriously now. ( Read more... )

JFLKSFDSA OMFG!!! EL JAY IS BACK!!!11111111

I haven't seen edward scissor hands in maybe..5 years. And i just saw it on tv...and..
I was like in complete awe of that movie.
It was so good that i could puke.
Not even kidding. I cried in that movie!  Cause it was just that good. And very very sad.
The only part i didnt get was ..if he killed his "dad" or not? Or if he just had a heartattack or ( Read more... )

Alright. i know ( Read more... )

So here. Is ..a poor excuse for an update. Buuuuuut whaduyuh gonna do. Am i right? yeah.
WAIT A MINUTE.
Oh okay. So sam, juan and..megan You guys thought you were HEELARIOUS when i said i wanted 100 comments. But you know. Thanks. Thanks for taking up 4 pages. and leaving two pages for like, 7? other people.
WELL IF ITS SO FUNNY! WHY DONT WE GO TO ( Read more... )

You are a drumstick.


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main points.

mom told dad about filing for a divorce.

yelling.

more yelling.

akward silence.

yelling again.

more silence.

questions.

dad said he'd leave.

he went into the basement to get his suitcase. came back up with nothing. yelled somemore.

think my dad cried. or fake crying to make us feel bad.

after mom and bro left to go excersising asked if i loved ( Read more... )

Okay. It is my DREAM. To meet dane cook. God, he is heelarious.
Also, I have been waiting a long time for the Blood brothers to finally post WHEN they are going on tour ..and coming to chicago. So i can flipping go.
Okay, that's all for this hour.


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So, like, my parents are getting a divorce.
Which I'm totally cool with. Cause, i hate my dad. But, my mom's been stressed for a looooooooooong time trying to think of ways of how to pay off the house alone and everything else.
WELL!
just a few minutes ago..

mom: FDSALDA YES YES YES CONGRADULATE ME!
me: why..
mom: i just called neil and he said that he ( Read more... )

Okay. well well well. Where to begin? So it started out small. All of us sitting in my closet...and i did 3 shots of vodka and 1 of bicardi. all of which taste like ass.
Then totttttttttal bad idea. I decide that we should all walk over to marks but bring my bottle of vodka with. So, kelsey puts it in her purse and we're on our way!
right. So, we get ( Read more... )