I'm so angry, I just finished reading an Estonian folktale and in the end, the king's soldiers drag out a cat who claims to have once been a person; she was once a nursemaid who conspired with the witch of the story to kidnap three princesses so the witch could raise them as her own. However the witch went back on their deal and transformed her. ( Read more... )

Why do the trees look so black, when painted against the sun, black like pieces of charcoal or maybe coal-stained fingers, black like they're the most real shadow you could see?

Well, Elena's certainly learnt how to manipulate people who are hopelessly in love with her. Or at least those who pine longingly to be included in her gaze.
( Enter Rebekah )

Urgh. My icons, avatars, whatever you want to call them, reflect the mind of a sixteen year old girl's. There's probably a very good, no, obvious reason for that. I need to reopen photoshop. But it's been so long ( Read more... )

WHY is 'Sarah Hutton' not present in any of the Aspects of Genre Blackboard page? She's not in the 'Groups' page or the 'Staff' area! Goddammit, everybody else's tutor is on there except mine! Having said that, I think Alex is the only Creative Writing tutor who uses Blackboard... -_-

So I broke the microwave. FUCK.

At least, I think I did. Or someone implied I did and made a convincing case for it. At any rate, it was worse than that. The entire electricity supply for the kitchen shortened out. Oops. But then...it works now. Magic, where would thou be without thee's glorifying prescense?

So yeah, might watch some more Ryuusei no ( Read more... )

Okay, so some people were having a clearly rational discussion about how the world will end one day and then it just so happened that the highlight of my day came about...
"Some wacko will try to create a mechainaloid. The project will go horribly wrong and kill him. It will use sunlight and fire a solar beam at the center of the earth, thus causing ( Read more... )

Who said trawling through the dark, smelly and generally uncouth underbelly of the internet doesn't pay off? I'm now the proud owner of Yorico's discography thanks to all that stomach-retching of endless links and broken...um...links. Also, google 'cacheing' tends to save my life during such searching. You should give it a try sometime soon ( Read more... )

I'm...in a workstation room. And there's a guy in the row behind who's on his mobile, talkin' bloody loudly. Oh, now he's off. Aaaaaaaand now a conversation has started up. God, please let time go back to half an hour ago to when I could actually think without my eardrums imploding. I don't know. I'm just running out of patientance regarding my ( Read more... )

Best FF.net review EVER:

FACT: FANFICTION,NETWAS COOL WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING ( Read more... )