I had never seen a dead body before three days ago but now I've seen enough to last me a lifetime ( Read more... )

Ruddy slytherins. Me and my friend Robbie were walking up to the new flat today carrying all these boxes when 2 little wankers from down the hall coated the top step with ice and I slipped down and thwacked my face on the top of the staircase. Man it was not a good welcome back ( Read more... )