Smell my glove.

In the beginning there was a large void in the middle of some fairly cool shit. You know, like a parking lot in the middle of urban sprawl. This little slice of multiverse wasn't being used by anyone, cause Martin was a bit of a cunty landlord, you know? Kind of guy what doesn't let you have a goldfish in your apartment, let alone a series of ( Read more... )

Sahasrala is in the hilly desolate place.

Today I have received a four bladed razor. This alone is no reason to go batty. Certainly no enough reason to write about it on the internet ( Read more... )

It's been a year and a half, (roughly) since I posted song lyrics ( Read more... )

It's a rather old video, but, meh:

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Before I woke up this morning I had none of the Beatles' work on CD. I know own copies of both The Beatles' White Album and Revolver at no personal expense! Which is the best possible way to come across anything.
God bless this consumerist deathtrap known as Christmas.

Also: my Samson hath been removed.

ALL THAT YOU WANT!!TONS OF DRUGS OF PRESCRIPTION!!!!
!!FREE TEEN TRAMADOL!!
!!FREE HARDCORE PHENTERMINE!!
!!WATCH GLAMOROUS PORNSTARS GETTING A HARD TRAMADOL PHENTERMINE SHAKE!!!
!!NICE PHENTERMINE!!
!!BUSTY SLUT GETS HER TRAMADOL LICKED THEN PHENTERMINE!!
!!SPORTY BLONDE RECEIVES WAWAWAWAWAWAWA AND UEEEEEEEEEEEE ON HER CANNOT WILL GET ACQUAINTED ( Read more... )

this is both valid and fail at the same time

Look, I have to tell you something...
Grab shotgun.
...we will never be...
Chamber shotgun.
...more than just...
Place barrel of shotgun firmly in mouth.
...friends...
Fire.
...sorry about this note, but I can't change the way I feel.