is beyond fucking rediculous.

Ok so, just a minute ago I recieved a phone call. Before I could say hello, Mrs. Roboticcreepyvoice said something to the effect of this, "I have an important message for you. Chess is a wonderful game that educates and is fun for our children to play. It is essential for children growing up...blah blah...Chess...blah blah...thank you for your ( Read more... )

The only place to find true harmony-----is in complete c h ao s.

These days no one is fooling no one.
The tides are rising

in your eyes, a feat

only the moon's glow could command.

I have come to a conclusion. You are either shallow or you are not, because, frankly, you can't be shallow deep down. There is not an in-between. Now, this isn't really a conclusion, just a quirky little thought tossed around the brain of a bored retail china-salesman who gets paid too little.

Hey, what's up life?

I guess I owe you something.

I saw him go down, he went into the ground head first. Crumpled screaming. Frantic dying. Angels were singing, and I took a breath.

Sorry if it doesn't make any sense to any of you right now,
( it doesn't make any sense to me either. )

80 guesses for 60 questions.

Happy birthday to me.
My presents to myself this year include: ditching class to sleep and then realizing you had homework in the class, studying for 30 minutes and then miserably filling in random answers on my sociology test. Sweet deal...who needs scholarships anyways?

Thank you everyone who came last night. My 5 day birthday extravaganza started out with a bang. Whitaay you are a badass but I will whoop your ass at F1 and at bowling someday...so you betta watch yoself. Anna you are absolutely amazing. Thank you ( Read more... )