it's really a shame i don't have a camera on my DESK TOP ( Read more... )

what can i tell ya ( Read more... )

i'm stir crazy ( Read more... )

I REALLY NEED A Q-TIP.

and a lobotomy.

massachusetts is up in arms ( Read more... )

tonight i started watching Killing John Lennon because, well, it was free on demand.

i'm never really quite sure what day of the week it is, let alone month, but i found it very strange to discover that it is his death day just a minute ago.

coincidence?
i think not.

when you discover that the bottom end of any dirty utensil is a clean knife.

when you begin to understand why your divorced dad used to live mainly on celeste pizza for a year or so.

britney spears is causing me so much dismay this week ( Read more... )

there really is no question of whether or not i will be struck with an aneurysm, it's just a matter of when ( Read more... )

i have a zit ( Read more... )