i'm feeling refreshed ( Read more... )

whenever i take guinness to the vet, i am incapable of controlling myself. i throw him to the wind (any accompanying sucker) and find enough love to rub and baby talk all of the puppies in the place. most notably, the pugs, because i am constantly terrified that their eyes will fall out and i will have to replace them with a moist cloth. i met ( Read more... )

i forgot how much i enjoyed the character of kate jordan. hurrah ( Read more... )

they are a-changin'

every time i eat, i feel flooded with nausea ( Read more... )

iiiii just drove home in the rain with windshield wipers that don't function ( Read more... )

do you ever find yourself wishing that your arizona iced tea was a steel reserve ( Read more... )

at rapid fire ( Read more... )

i love raspberry beer and chris niles ( Read more... )

as much as i love animals and loathe a tall glass of milk, peta's suggestion that ben & jerry start replacing cow's milk with breast milk is absolutely absurd.