damn you wisconsin boy and your building your own canoe and taking it down the mississippi all the way to new orleans then us falling in love and you LOSING YOUR FUCKING TRAIN TICKET to go back tomorrow. there's a reason you lost it. the universe knows you should hang out a little longer ( Read more... )

okay i decided i'm going to make a chapbook ( Read more... )

"it is unfortunate that it is so difficult to communicate with brad pitt" --scott

for dinner i just had a half a banana, iced tea flavored vodka, a free hamburger, an ice cream float, one tomato cut up with some spices, and a bowl of rice crispies. altogether, not too bad for not spending a dime today!

tryin' not to be a ranter & tryin' to help the poor girl out but uh ( Read more... )

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okay so i'm movin' to new orleans, hahaha ( Read more... )

here's to fifteen gloriously awkward hours of delicious family barbecues. madisyn is now six years old, and i celebrated by eating delicious brazilian food, drinking copious amounts of beer, and stumbling awkwardly out of david's bedroom this morning to a house full of family. hahahahahhahahaa oh it was hilarious. at this point i'm confident that ( Read more... )

Becoming a Traitor ( Read more... )

actually, i must have just scratched myself while sleeping. but it was like a movie, i touched my neck & something was wet and duh duh duhn--it was blood ( Read more... )