last night i had a frightening dream that woke me up at 7 in the morning...i eventually fell back asleep and dreamed i was at war...the battle was being fought in about 4 feet of water...i was swimming shooting at people's legs with a shot gun. john f kennedy was trying to kill me...luckily, i remembered the mythbusters episode about bullets not ( Read more... )

when i was napping on tuesday i had a dream i was being chased by a t-rex and the other humans wouldn't help me. i had to sneak into an apartment building and hide in a shoe box and i could hear the dinosaur breathing at the window.

last night i had dreams about doing laundry & about having sex. i woke up feeling awkward & sad.

i had a dream a girl with a baby moved into my apartment and the shower curtain was missing & thom was peeing while i was showering and then he stuck his butt in my face while i was trying to look in the mirror and i was like STOP IT MAN.

last night i had a dream i was engaged to a man who kept trying to kill me. his parents were so happy that if he got married, it would be my problem not theirs so they ignored the knife in his hand and my screaming and crying. it was terrifying. then it turned into a sort of dorm wars, where i was in a dorm and a group of girls were trying to ( Read more... )

so i had a dream that as i was ignoring my alarm going off, mike knocked on my door and dumped his friends on me. i don't know why i agreed to watch them. it was chris farley and some kid. they were playing darts except throwing the darts at all walls & kayla came in mad and i was like get out of my house & they stole all my stuff &l eft so i ( Read more... )

i had a dream i was part of a prostitution ring in europe somewhere, except not really, for some reason all the young kids were in hiding and forced to hide out in the sewers. so i ducked in the sewers, i was friends with some blonde chick, there was somebody else i recognized but can't remember who. and we would sit quietly in sewers and when ( Read more... )

for any of this.

what kind of trouble did i get myself into,anyway?
that would be a good place to start fixing it.

by Beth Ann Fennelly ( Read more... )

so it started with me waking up to the sound of the rats in the ceiling, to which i screamed and screamed and ran into the kitchen, only to find dmitry and his friends drinking b/c it was some holiday i forgot about. the ceiling was dipped in and they had chewed almost all the way through: you could see the sunlight through it. i threw things at ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream that zach had been in a movie in college, but it turned out to be incredibly popular. the current equivalent to animal house, but it was a comedy about vietnam. zach accidentally got landed on by a helicopter, and had to be rushed to the medic. that was the scene in the movie, but we were living it at this point, not ( Read more... )