One Star

[yourantilex]

[audio post]

Is this thing on? I held the button down. Red means power, right? Or does red mean off...

So hey...everyone. My name's Clark. Is anyone listening? Because I don't think I'm in...Kansas anymore.

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[audio reply]

[halfvulcan]

Indeed, you are not in Kansas.

[audio reply]

[yourantilex]

Oh, man, thank gosh. I was afraid nobody would reply or some other kind of worst case scenario.

Do you know what's going on? You sound pretty calm.

[audio reply]

[halfvulcan]

You have been transported through unknown means to a dimension entirely separate from your own. It is most frequently referred to simply as "the City." There should be no immediate danger, and no reason to panic.

[audio reply]

[yourantilex]

What do you mean, no reason to panic? I've been...transported through unknown means to another dimension! This is usually a bad sign!

[idkmybffsatan]

You're in the City.

[yourantilex]

Wow, that's...pretty generic. Everyone seems so calm, though...is this, I mean, is this America?

[idkmybffsatan]

It's not anywhere on earth. Weird, huh? Think of it like...an alternate dimension.

[yourantilex]

Weird is the polite word for it, yeah.

[yourantilex]

You're from Kansas? Then other people I know could be here, right? What's going on?

I'm from Smallville. Actually. You probably don't know it...creamed corn capital of the world?

[yourantilex]

Why Kansas? Not a lot here for anyone...except maybe fertilizer plants. I've heard of Lawrence, though. It's got the second biggest college in Kansas, I was going to apply there.

Nobody gave me a guide. I don't know if I like the fact that you think I'll be here so long I'll need one. Everyone does.

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[unkindnessof]

[unkindnessof]

... Clark. You're back.

No, this definitely isn't Kansas.

[yourantilex]

I guess a better question is...where am I? And how do I get back to Smallville?

[unkindnessof]

You're in the City, and before you say anything, yes. It is very generic and boring and unhelpful. However, to my knowledge, that is the only name it's known by.

As for your second question... wouldn't everyone like to know how to get back home.

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[adamantined]

You're never supposed to press the red button.

voice;

[yourantilex]

SERIOUSLY?

voice;

[adamantined]

HAVEN'T YOU WATCHED A MOVIE IN THE LAST TEN YEARS?

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[yourantilex]

DUDE. THIS IS SERIOUS. I AM IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.