man getting my wisdom teeth pulled has left me 6 pounsd lighter this sux ass its day four hopin the swelling will go down tomorrow and i think im actually startin to get sick of pudding which i thought would be impossible

for fucks sake i forgot how much riding a bicycle hurts my vagina maybe its cuz it was an old seat (not much cushion)

pirates of the carribean tonight at 1201 lets rock this bitch

everyone should go to myheritage.com sign up (its free) and then put a pic. in it tells you what celebrity you resemble it told me i look like penelope cruz and mischa barton i dont see it but watever.

yo check out my andy warhol version of me its pretty kool ya know i like it and im sharing it with you all because you are all a part of me hahahaha just kidding but seriously you are i have little hair dolls of each of you mike your hair was the hardest to get its little and coarse doesnt come out real easily, mable your hair was the sexiest to ( Read more... )

"hurry hurry hurry" jim carreys a funny mother fucker. oh yeah we re supposed to have a little cool front for prom night time to party bitches. oh man i just thought of what im gettin my mom for moms day A DIGITAL CAMERA yeah i now fuckin nice of me .

me gusta peanut butter fudge.
translation: i like peanut butter fudge.

2 1/2 days

4 1/2 days till grad night and mabel use your vibrator DAMMIT.

would you rather be an audit manager or safety manager? WhAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? everyone who reads this has to answer. 10 days till grad night: countdown starts today you fucks
THIS INTERNAL INFERNO HOTTER THAN A SHOT OF CUERVO. GOD I LOVE THAT LINE WHY IS LL COOL J SO AWESOME (and buff)