The other day, I was having sex with my friend's mom. She asked me if I liked getting it in the ass ( Read more... )

Santa Claus ate my scrotum after tonguefucking Blitzen in his ant covered syphilis bag.
The rotten cabbage patch he keeps in his underpants filled with elven semen and Lord of the Rings action figures
Is beginning to rot away at my herpefied nose hair.
Excuse me waiter there is a dead baby in my soup.

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