have you ever seen the girls next door on E! ??? It's about hef's girlfriends...and I am dressing up as one of them next year.

Kendra - she is 20, bleached out hair, has a grill and a pimp cup, and just walks around shaking her ass saying "daaaaaaaamn, i should be in a rap video"

so get excited!!!

To Whomever it may concern ( Read more... )

sometimes ludo and i sit outside. he runs around and plays with bugs and smells plants and chirps at birds. usually i say "ok, time to go in" or "don't wander off ludo." today when i said that he looked at me and i pictured him saying "MOM...i'm just playing!!! 5 more minutes, 5 more minutes! Gawsh!"

dear skinny bitches,
quit glaring at me.

love,
rae

i found a dog at the humane society. his name is bebop. he's 10 months old and a golden retriever. he's very sweet...and loves me. him and ludo would be best frends. i would be approved for adoption - the humane society had already started processing me.

BUT ABERDEEN DOESN'T ALLOW DOGS!!!!

bastards.

so don't get me wrong...the weather is nice and it's nice only working 4 full days a week and not having as much shit to do at night, but summer is kind of sucking. i paint rooms at the Edwards Campus - and by paint I mean re-paint them the same color of white they already are to cover up all of the dings and scratches from chairs and backpacks ( Read more... )

i'm writing this entry as proof that i'm not going to be some schmuck lawyer with local commercials saying "used the latest diet pill??? you could be a part of a class action law suit..." or a corporate suit...that's even worse ( Read more... )

http://ludosknit.blogspot.com/

don't judge me. i feel you judging me.

yeah, so it's been a while ( Read more... )

so this weekend...most people missed it...but i yelled at a guy in perkins and called him a douchebag and told him to get away from me before i punched him in the face...that was big for me ( Read more... )