Dear Jessica ( Read more... )

snow plows are the best part about winter. they're so happy.

why am i always second best.

lame.

that's why i fucked your mother you fat mother fucker.

so today when i left, a bunch of girls on my hall were playing "dress up" and each had on like 20 articles of clothing.
when i returned, one had cut the bottom off of a laundry bag and was wearing it as a shirt. the rest of them were engaged in a dramatically choreographed rendition of grease

my roommate has been looking at taxidermied animals on ebay for the last two hours.
we also just saw a cockroach run out of our room and screamed like little girls

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MERIDITH OSIFCHIN.!
I LOVE YOU!

I love my boyfriend, or something?

so "friends only"