I feel like that guy rowing the lifeboat on Titanic:

IS ANYONE ALIVE OUT THERE?????

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME????

( vitamin c )

Sickness sucks. I want my voice back. They gave me a shot and lots and lots of pills. And my mom is a bitch.

But here. Have some pictures from homecoming. ( you bring the whiskey, i'll bring the rye )

Wow. What a fun day! Today, I found this fetus on the side of the road at my house, and I took it inside and it was still alive! So, I got a pan, and turned on the stove, and rolled him (or her) in some flour, and through him in the pan. My, oh my, you wouldn't believe the shriek that came from that fetus! Anyways, I let him cook for a good half- ( Read more... )

I have no voice. It sucks. I told some of the kids at Little Bighorn that when they asked why I was whispering, and I think they thought I meant that I was disabled...born without a voice, cuz they all apologized for asking and were really nice to me. Hehehehe. I wonder if that's possible ( Read more... )

The orthodontist did not take off my braces.

That penis.

So Andalusia kicked ass yesterday. At Clanton, we got all 1's with best in class percussion and majorettes. At Prattville, we got best in class drum major, majorettes, colorguard, and band ( Read more... )

Okay. So here's the story of my supercool yesterday ( Read more... )

I'll post about the interesting events of last night later, but right now I feel the need to rant...before I blow up on these motherfuckers ( Read more... )

So I didn't make homecoming court. Big surprise. I'm neither rich and skinny nor black and skinny, and apparently those are the two types who are suitable for riding on the backs of convertibles in parades and wearing little skirts on the football field. Damn it, I'm going to be a SWEET POTATO QUEEN ( Read more... )

We lost the Thomasville game 21-17 Friday night. It was their homecoming, and their damn band played My Girl for at least twenty fucking minutes while the whole court was announced and did a pretty little walk. I thought I'd explode. We STILL haven't voted for AHS's court. I'm getting pretty tired of wearing that 19. I seriously want to make court ( Read more... )