( text ) Karkat: Introduce self to the welcoming masses

Jan 10, 2011 22:52

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCKASS CITY

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asideglance January 11 2011, 06:51:49 UTC
That was rather difficult to read through...

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asideglance January 13 2011, 03:03:43 UTC
I am not sure if it is truly possible to locate on your own...

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yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 03:31:11 UTC
CG: THEN EITHER GIVE ME AN APPROXIMATION OR A METAL DETECTOR AND STEP BACK.

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asideglance January 13 2011, 05:07:30 UTC
[lmfao no he is not giving you anything you crazy... whatever you are]

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yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 05:17:45 UTC
CG: SPEAK WITH WORDS HUMAN
CG: I'M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHIC.

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asideglance January 13 2011, 05:18:19 UTC
I apologize, but I am not sure that you should be trusted with such information.

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yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 05:30:17 UTC
CG: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO PULL THIS WITH ME?
CG: FIRST OF ALL GET OFF YOUR HIGH HOOFBEAST YOU ARROGANT SHIT
CG: "I APOLOGIZE" MY THROB STALK.
CG: JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY "NO I DON'T TRUST YOU BECAUSE YOU COME OFF AS A LOATHESOME DOUCHE"
CG: WHICH I AM, I CAN ASSURE YOU.
CG: ANY FURTHER IMPLICATIONS ABOUT MY CHARACTER WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BRING YOU RIGHT BACK TO THAT FACT.
CG: IF I WERE TO SAY "I AM NOT THE SCUMBAG I MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE" I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME EITHER.
CG: BUT YOU CAN DO THIS:
CG: YOU CAN TELL ME WHY THIS CHIP BUSINESS IS A MATTER OF TRUST.
CG: AS IN, WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES BEYOND MY POSSIBLE SELF MUTILATION IF YOU TOLD ME WHERE IT WAS?

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asideglance January 13 2011, 05:32:06 UTC
I could not be so blunt. ...And there seem to be side effects that can potentially effect the entire city.

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yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 05:35:43 UTC
CG: THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU AS I'M SURE YOU'RE ALREADY AWARE.
CG: IT MUST BE HARD LIVING WITH A DISABILITY.
CG: ELABORATE ON THE "EFFECTING THE CITY" PART.

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asideglance January 13 2011, 05:53:56 UTC
[so much ignoring going on over here lmfao]

If a chip is removed, it can cause complications. Ah.. "powers" can go out of control. Though, if you are apparently powerless... You can merely get sick.

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yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 05:59:35 UTC
[ that's the only way anyone can deal with karkat. or troll him back. ]

CG: THEN IS THE ISSUE YOU DON'T TRUST THAT I'M ACTUALLY NOT SOME SORT OF PSYCHOPATH CAPABLE OF LEVELING THIS ENTIRE PLANE OF REALITY WITH MY MIND?
CG: WELL SHIT
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE PISSED OR FLATTERED.

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asideglance January 13 2011, 06:07:15 UTC
[sob... what is this even]

I suppose I could allow you to kill yourself in the process, but you will only return.

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yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 06:18:04 UTC
[ greatness ]

CG: THAT'S GREAT BECAUSE I REALLY LEARN BEST FROM RITUALISTIC SUICIDE!
CG: I'M ASSUMING THAT THE "COMING BACK" THING ISN'T REFERENCING PARADOX SPACE?
CG: SINCE NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND A GODDAMN THING I EVER SAY IN THIS SHITHOLE WHY WOULD ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT BASIC CONCEPT EITHER.

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asideglance January 13 2011, 06:19:33 UTC
You are revived if you die.

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yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 06:20:32 UTC
CG: I DON'T HAVE TO BE KISSED DO I?

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asideglance January 13 2011, 06:20:52 UTC
Of course not.

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