CG: GOOD BECAUSE IF I EVER HAD TO WITNESS THAT SHIT AGAIN I WAS GOING TO PROJECTILE VOMIT. CG: I WOULD PREFER MY CORPSE TO NOT BE DESECRATED BY ANYONE'S LIPS.
CG: WHAT? NO. CG: THE EXACT OPPOSITE. CG: I'M AN AVID COLLECTOR OF ROMANTIC CINEMA AND ROMANTIC COMEDIES, PARTICULARLY ONES STARRING TROLL JOHN CUSACK. CG: MY SPECIES, IN FACT, HAS A ROMANTIC CONNECTION VASTLY MORE COMPLEX AND INTRIGUING THAN THE RELATIVELY LINEAR HUMAN ONE. CG: WE HAVE FOUR WHOLE QUADRANTS OF ROMANTIC FEELINGS. CG: OF WHICH NO HUMAN SEEMS TO EVER DIGEST IN THE SLUDGE I'M ASHAMED TO CALL THINK PANS. CG: BUT NOWHERE IN THOSE FOUR QUADRANT IS KISSING CORPSES CONSIDERED ROMANTIC UNLESS YOU ARE SOME KIND OF SICKO. CG: THAT IS CREEPY. CG: THAT FACT IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT. CG: AND IF I'M GOING TO BE KISSED I'M DAMN SURE NOT GOING TO GET THE FUCKING BREATH OF LIFE FROM MY IDIOTIC CAPTORS CG: WHO I AM GUESSING ARE HUMAN OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO IT.
CG: UNFORTUNATELY MY COLLECTION WAS LOST WITH MY PLANET'S DESTRUCTION. CG: I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE THE DEDICATION TO FIND ALL MY POSTERS AGAIN EITHER. CG: TOO BUSY BEING THE GUIDING FUCKING LIGHT TO SEVERAL PATHETIC LIVES AND WHATNOT. CG: RECOUNTING THE PLOTS AND MERELY THE TITLES WOULD BE A WASTE OF EFFORT SINCE THE ENTIRE DAMNED PREMISE OF THE QUADRANTS IS LOST ON HUMANS, AS REPEATED FAILURES WITH YOUR SPECIES HAS PROVED.
...How strange. No. A country is the physical territory of a sovereign state. It can also be divided politically...
It is... by most here, strange for us to be seen in any walking or speaking form. Many have called me the personification of the country. I suppose that is accurate as well.
CG: HMMMMM CG: I'LL BE HONEST THIS IS STILL AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT TO ME. CG: THE "SOVEREIGN STATE" PART, NOT THE PERSONIFICATION PART. CG: YOUR UNIVERSE SURE IS WEIRD. CG: ALRIGHT I'LL BITE CG: WHAT MAKES YOUR KIND DIFFERENT FROM HUMANS?
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CG: I WOULD PREFER MY CORPSE TO NOT BE DESECRATED BY ANYONE'S LIPS.
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CG: THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
CG: I'M AN AVID COLLECTOR OF ROMANTIC CINEMA AND ROMANTIC COMEDIES, PARTICULARLY ONES STARRING TROLL JOHN CUSACK.
CG: MY SPECIES, IN FACT, HAS A ROMANTIC CONNECTION VASTLY MORE COMPLEX AND INTRIGUING THAN THE RELATIVELY LINEAR HUMAN ONE.
CG: WE HAVE FOUR WHOLE QUADRANTS OF ROMANTIC FEELINGS.
CG: OF WHICH NO HUMAN SEEMS TO EVER DIGEST IN THE SLUDGE I'M ASHAMED TO CALL THINK PANS.
CG: BUT NOWHERE IN THOSE FOUR QUADRANT IS KISSING CORPSES CONSIDERED ROMANTIC UNLESS YOU ARE SOME KIND OF SICKO.
CG: THAT IS CREEPY.
CG: THAT FACT IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT.
CG: AND IF I'M GOING TO BE KISSED I'M DAMN SURE NOT GOING TO GET THE FUCKING BREATH OF LIFE FROM MY IDIOTIC CAPTORS
CG: WHO I AM GUESSING ARE HUMAN OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO IT.
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They are human, as well, I believe.
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CG: I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE THE DEDICATION TO FIND ALL MY POSTERS AGAIN EITHER.
CG: TOO BUSY BEING THE GUIDING FUCKING LIGHT TO SEVERAL PATHETIC LIVES AND WHATNOT.
CG: RECOUNTING THE PLOTS AND MERELY THE TITLES WOULD BE A WASTE OF EFFORT SINCE THE ENTIRE DAMNED PREMISE OF THE QUADRANTS IS LOST ON HUMANS, AS REPEATED FAILURES WITH YOUR SPECIES HAS PROVED.
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CG: OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SPEAK IN SMALLER WORDS?
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IF YOU'RE NOT HUMAN?
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CG: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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CG: ARE THEY LIKE "PARENTS"?
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It is... by most here, strange for us to be seen in any walking or speaking form. Many have called me the personification of the country. I suppose that is accurate as well.
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CG: I'LL BE HONEST THIS IS STILL AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT TO ME.
CG: THE "SOVEREIGN STATE" PART, NOT THE PERSONIFICATION PART.
CG: YOUR UNIVERSE SURE IS WEIRD.
CG: ALRIGHT I'LL BITE
CG: WHAT MAKES YOUR KIND DIFFERENT FROM HUMANS?
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