Comments | yourgoddamnit: ( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

yourgoddamnit

( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

Jan 25, 2011 20:50

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

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text; that sneering pale fucker is you if you were a nation, karkat. freeglub January 26 2011, 01:51:37 UTC

KRABSNACK. W--E AR--E DOING SOM--E S------ERIOUS D-----ET-ECTIVE WORK H------ER--E. YOU S)(OULD COM-E )(--ELP US.

text; prussia is having a baby and the baby is karkat yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:00:26 UTC

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IN THE NAME OF EVERY FUCKWORD I HAVE EVER UTTERED IS SEEKING ANSWERS FROM FLIPPERBEASTS A VALID IDEA?

text; he'd birth his ragefriend it's true. freeglub January 26 2011, 02:13:33 UTC

)(AV--E YOU --EV-EN TRI--ED GLUBBING WIT)( T)(-----EM? T)(-EY'RE NOT SO BAD!

text; wearing booties yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:16:59 UTC

YES I HAVE.

ONE OF THEM IS MY MINION. HIS NAME IS BENFROMLOST AND HE IS AS STUPID AS THE HUMAN CONCEPT OF SIN.

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wishsrequiem January 26 2011, 01:58:03 UTC

[ this is the sound of clapping.

please. take it. ]

text; yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:07:20 UTC

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.

voice wishsrequiem January 26 2011, 02:09:28 UTC

Believe me when I say, it pleases me to find someone did.

text; yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:24:07 UTC

IT'S LIKE THE CITY HAS SUDDENLY BEEN INFESTED WITH MY PAST SELVES

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM

MOISTLY SPEWING EVERY IGNORANT AND SELFISH THOUGHT AS THOUGH THEIR WORDS WERE DIAMONDS WHEN THEY WERE ACTUALLY JUST POLISHED TURDS.

I CAN'T EVEN CONSOLE MYSELF THAT THINGS WILL IMPROVE BECAUSE THEY WON'T. NO MATTER WHAT THE OUTCOME TO THIS SITUATION, THE CITY WILL CONTINUE TO PERPETUATE THE SAME THOUGHTS CONTINUOUSLY.

WE SHOULD BUILD A PERPETUAL MOTION DEVICE FUELED PURELY ON COLLECTIVE ANGST AND REPETITION.

WE COULD POWER EVERYTHING.

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text; moby dick and the russian wwhale lonelyglub January 26 2011, 02:02:47 UTC

you should help out fuckass instead of bein a useless land suckin husk of a troll

oh wwait youvve alwways been like that since your lusus dropped you on your horns no wwonder they so nubby

text; THAR SHE BLOWWS yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 02:14:05 UTC

DON'T INSULT MY LUSUS YOU CAPE-WEARING DOUCHETOOL!!

WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING A MISTAKE TO THE EXISTENCE OF EVERY UNIVERSE THAT YOU GRACE YOUR UNFORTUNATE VISAGE WITH.

OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T. YOU ARE FOREVER THE DEPLORABLE FISHFUCK WRIGGLER YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.

text; WWHEN YOU LOOK HIM IN THE EYE lonelyglub January 27 2011, 01:27:05 UTC

if it wwerent for the fact that your lusus didnt fly or swwim it wwould havve become fish food for fefs lusus in a blood thumpin circulated beat

oh shut up kar i dont see you goin out and tryin to get to knoww the city.... wwait i think i see somethin up ahead

text; yourgoddamnit January 27 2011, 02:45:19 UTC

FUCK OFF. I'LL GO TRAIPSING THROUGH THIS HELLHOLE LATER THIS WEEK.

TRY NOT TO DO ANYTHING STUPENDOUSLY RETARDED, OR YOU'LL GET YOUR SORRY ASS CARRIED BACK BY ANOTHER HUMAN KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.

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13sugars January 26 2011, 02:42:49 UTC

[... Oh good, yes now he's completely lost. He's going to ignore the movie comparison because what.

Seriously what]

You know, I'd like to think of it less as whining and more as blowing off steam.

[Oh hey Karkat, remember this guy? Saw him for about five minutes? Had one wild Eri under his arm?]

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:09:45 UTC

[ He didn't care to notice him as an individual and instead as a tool used to embarrass Eri. ]

ONCE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IS DOING IT, IT NO LONGER QUALIFIES AS "BLOWING OFF STEAM." IT'S ASSAULT. THE VICTIM: THE HEARING MEMBRANE OF EVERY PERSON WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

voice 13sugars January 26 2011, 03:15:11 UTC

[Ow, feelings Karkat]

It's better than keeping it bottled up? I mean, either way I suppose it's damaging, but it's less damaging to talk about it than it is to bottle it up.

[Says the reigning king of EVERYTHING IS FINE EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND HYPOCRISY IS A MYTH HURR]

text yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 03:18:07 UTC

[ YOUR MISERY BRINGS HIM GLEE or something. ]

LET ME DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH I CARE:

PLEASE HOLD YOUR HAND IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.

ARE YOU DOING THAT?

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adorabloodiest January 26 2011, 04:17:27 UTC

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

AC: :33 < *ac s33s one of the shadows and pounces at it!*
AC: :33 < *but it isn't really there, so she just smacks into the wall instead* :((
AC: :33 < *it has b33n happening all day! she is not feeling very graceful or wondrous at all*
AC: :33 < *its very furusterating*

yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 04:27:00 UTC

NEPETA.

IF YOU WERE SOMEONE I HATED JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE

I WOULD WALK ACROSS THE ROOM AND PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE.

AS IT IS, I'M PUTTING TEA AS THE LOWEST PRIORITY ON THE SUPPLY LIST.

GOD, AREN'T YOU TIRED AT ALL?

adorabloodiest January 26 2011, 04:44:49 UTC

AC: :33 < nooooo my tea!
AC: :33 < i haven't had a good cup of chameowmile in furever :<<
AC: :33 < or b33n able to play any good purrtendy funtime games...
AC: :33 < im tired but im okay
AC: :33 < i was sleeping normal before this weird stuff happened so its not so bad!

yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 07:11:51 UTC

I'LL CONSIDER A REVISION LATER. LET'S GET BACK TO YOUR SLEEPING THING.

WHAT DID YOU DREAM ABOUT?

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