oh my glub it really is the island of lost kar wwe havve found it thanks to benfromlost wwell it wwas mostly thanks to us benfromlost is still a dumb flipperbeast but noww wwe knoww wwhat he wwas ramblin about quickly wwe need to note his tales and copy them for generous to be told
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? CLEARLY, THIS ISN'T THE FAULT OF MECHANICAL FAILURE OR MERELY HUMAN STUPIDITY. OKAY SO HUMAN STUPIDITY IS ALWAYS A FACTOR TO EVERY FLAW IN EVERY UNIVERSE BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE'S MORE TO THIS.
Karkat: Actually inspect a pile of debris.
What are you talking about this is clearly a plane crash.
Why would you do that? It's not like Discedo was Troll Heaven. In fact it's basically like if Alternia had a retarded neighbor that shit itself every day. The Island of Lost is just a tropical version.
ERI LOOK AROUND YOU. YOU'RE ON A FUCKING ISLAND. NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE A SEA DWELLING HIPSTER. NOW LOOK AT THE BEACH. THAT IS WHERE YOU'LL PUT THE FUTURE WHALE CORPSES THAT YOU WILL HAVE BUTCHERED.
WAIT A SEC...
Karkat: Examime pawprints.
WE NEED TO FIND VINCENT THE LUSUS. AND BEN I GUESS. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO ANYWAY?
wwe crashed a plane there duh i take back wwhat i said about you bein unable to hear from your hearin organs you are just dumb excuse me i must prepare myself to hunt fish for my comrade and i wwe cant starvve on this island after all not after wwevve been this far
youre just jealous that wwe havve crash landed onto this island it is ours wwere goin to go followw benfromlost hes got the ideas all the ideas all a them
wwe wwere wwrong see wwe just could nevver figure out the island thing he wwas talkin about but then wwe followwed ben onto a plane right and wwe crash landed here holy shit sol wwe are here wwell you arent but wwe are i wwill send you a smoke signal so that perhaps you may join us but you havve to groww an ironic beard first for hilarity purposes
WE ARE EXPLORING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ISLAND. WE'RE NO LESS LOST THAN WHEN WE FIRST CRASHED BUT NOW WE'RE ON A TRAIL FOR THE OTHER SURVIVORS AND TRYING NOT TO ENCOUNTER ANY OTHERS. FUCK THOSE GUYS.
WITHIN RANGE OF WHAT? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING OCEAN. THERE'S NOTHING AROUND FOR MILES. IT IS ONLY MYSELF AND ERI AND WHOEVER I CAN CONTACT THROUGH THIS COMMUNICATOR AND AND
IS THAT WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED? WHAT A LAME FUCKING NAME. I LIKE THE ISLAND OF LOST BETTER. ITS TITLE IS MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD. YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOU AND YOUR THINK PAN THE SECOND YOU HEAR THAT NAME YOU KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE LOST FOREVER.
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wwell it wwas mostly thanks to us
benfromlost is still a dumb flipperbeast
but noww wwe knoww wwhat he wwas ramblin about
quickly wwe need to note his tales and copy them for generous to be told
Eridan: Explore the Island of Lost with Karkat.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
CLEARLY, THIS ISN'T THE FAULT OF MECHANICAL FAILURE
OR MERELY HUMAN STUPIDITY.
OKAY SO HUMAN STUPIDITY IS ALWAYS A FACTOR TO EVERY FLAW IN EVERY UNIVERSE BUT
SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE'S MORE TO THIS.
Karkat: Actually inspect a pile of debris.
What are you talking about this is clearly a plane crash.
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Eridan: Actually discover that it's a rock.
Nope. No, you're pretty sure that that's a coconut. You decide to take a lick-
BLUHH!!!
that wwas just nasty
almost nastier than faygo and i didnt think that wwas possible
Eridan: Toss the coconut aside and tell Karkat the grave news.
wwevve crashed and theres no food
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Why would you do that? It's not like Discedo was Troll Heaven. In fact it's basically like if Alternia had a retarded neighbor that shit itself every day. The Island of Lost is just a tropical version.
ERI
LOOK AROUND YOU.
YOU'RE ON A FUCKING ISLAND.
NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF.
YOU'RE A SEA DWELLING HIPSTER.
NOW LOOK AT THE BEACH.
THAT IS WHERE YOU'LL PUT THE FUTURE WHALE CORPSES THAT YOU WILL HAVE BUTCHERED.
WAIT A SEC...
Karkat: Examime pawprints.
WE NEED TO FIND VINCENT THE LUSUS.
AND BEN I GUESS.
WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO ANYWAY?
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actually it's Namine wondering why she chooses to talk to ANYONE AT ALL.]
... Do you have any idea where you actually are?
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he said wwe found the island of lost
wwere in the island of lost
wew are here wwe are here
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i take back wwhat i said about you bein unable to hear from your hearin organs
you are just dumb
excuse me i must prepare myself to hunt fish for my comrade and i
wwe cant starvve on this island after all
not after wwevve been this far
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you look liike 2hiit.
what are you even doiing iin the water.
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it is ours
wwere goin to go followw benfromlost
hes got the ideas
all the ideas
all a them
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you guy2 were 2ayiing he wa2 retarded liike two day2 ago.
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see wwe just could nevver figure out the island thing he wwas talkin about
but then wwe followwed ben onto a plane right
and wwe crash landed here
holy shit sol wwe are here
wwell you arent but wwe are
i wwill send you a smoke signal so that perhaps you may join us
but you havve to groww an ironic beard first
for hilarity purposes
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WE'RE NO LESS LOST THAN WHEN WE FIRST CRASHED BUT NOW WE'RE ON A TRAIL FOR THE OTHER SURVIVORS
AND TRYING NOT TO ENCOUNTER ANY OTHERS.
FUCK THOSE GUYS.
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I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING OCEAN.
THERE'S NOTHING AROUND FOR MILES.
IT IS ONLY MYSELF AND ERI
AND WHOEVER I CAN CONTACT THROUGH THIS COMMUNICATOR
AND
AND
THE MONSTER.
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THIS IS THE ISLAND OF LOST
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
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WHAT A LAME FUCKING NAME.
I LIKE THE ISLAND OF LOST BETTER.
ITS TITLE IS MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOU AND YOUR THINK PAN THE SECOND YOU HEAR THAT NAME
YOU KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE LOST FOREVER.
NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT DOG GO.
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