( text )

May 17, 2011 22:12

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board A CITY IN WHICH THERE IS A LIMITED AMOUNT OF LIGHT AND IS NAMED AFTER AN EATING UTENSIL; INFESTED WITH AWKWARD TEENAGE GIRLS; ONE IN PARTICULAR IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A QUACKBEAST WITH ANTIFREEZE POISONING; SHE ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF AN EFFEMINATE RAINBOW DRINKER WITH AN ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 191

asideglance May 18 2011, 02:13:39 UTC
...Karkat.

Forgive me for not reaching you in time. There was no evidence of the color of your blood, so please let your mind rest at ease. Ah... I moved your body to a better place, as well...

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 18 2011, 03:20:50 UTC
THERE'S NOTHING TO FORGIVE.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE THE RAINBOW DRINKER WHO DECIDED I WAS PRIME FUCKING MEAT.
I BET YOU WERE ENVIOUS WHEN YOU REALIZED
SHIT
SOMEONE ELSE HAS DEVOURED A PORTION OF YOUR ADOLESCENT TROLL COLLECTION BEFORE YOU EVER GOT THE CHANCE TO.
NO KARKAT SANDWICHES FOR YOU, DOUCHE BAG.

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
DON'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
ARE YOU SURE MY BLOOD COLOR DIDN'T SHOW UP?

Reply

asideglance May 18 2011, 03:23:23 UTC
I was able to help Eridan. I simply regret not arriving sooner.

Ah, but... I am positive. It seemed like you tried quite hard to prevent such a thing in your last moments.

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 18 2011, 03:31:35 UTC
THAT BLUBBERING FISH FUCK NEEDS MORE HELP THAN ME.
WHATEVER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M ACTUALLY OKAY.
IT'S NOT LIKE MY DAYS AREN'T PLAGUED WITH TRAUMATIZING MEMORIES AND VISIONS OF CARNAGE ANYWAY.
IT'S LIKE THE DEFAULT SETTING FOR OUR SPECIES.

WELL
YEAH.
I'VE BEEN TOLD PEOPLE COME BACK TO LIFE HERE
SO FUCK IF I WAS GOING TO RESPAWN ONLY TO BE ENDLESSLY HARASSED FOR MY BLOOD COLOR.

Reply


apocalypticals May 18 2011, 02:23:11 UTC
rainbow drinkers do seem to be coming up a lot lately

and you shouldnt be so hard on them
its hardly their fault

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 18 2011, 03:27:16 UTC
EXCUSE ME FOR NOT HOLDING MUCH SYMPATHY FOR THE HELLBEAST THAT RIPPED MY FUCKING THROAT OUT.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M A RAGING ASSHOLE WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR OTHERS' FEELINGS
BUT I DON'T EXPECT PEOPLE TO BE UNDERSTANDING.
IN FACT
THAT'S JUST ANNOYING.

Reply

apocalypticals May 18 2011, 05:48:00 UTC
dont worry
im sure they all hold you in similar regard

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 19 2011, 00:05:17 UTC
WHAT A RELIEF.
I'M LIKE THE HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS RESPIRATORY SAC INFECTION OF UNIVERSES
I JUST SPREAD FROM ONE TO ANOTHER
CAUSING CONSTANT IRRITATION DRAWING THE IRE OF EVERY LIVING THING I COME IN CONTACT WITH.
I ACCEPT THIS.
I AM A FAIRLY CANTANKEROUS DOUCHE BAG.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR MYSELF AS TO WHY I'M LIKE THIS
AND NEITHER SHOULD THE RAINBOW DRINKERS TRY TO EXCUSE THE FACT THAT THEY KEEP FINDING ME APPETIZING.

Reply


thegreathonk May 18 2011, 03:07:50 UTC
WaNt To TaLk AbOuT iT?

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 18 2011, 03:27:35 UTC
FUCK NO.

MAYBE.

Reply

thegreathonk May 18 2011, 03:37:32 UTC
WeLl JuSt SpIlL yOuR sHiT, mAn.
My MoThErFuCkInG eArS aRe As OpEn As NePeTa'S lUsUs WhEn It YaWnS.
wHiCh Is LiKe
DoUbLe OpEn.
HoNk!
AnYwAy, WhAt'S eAtInG yOu Up, BrOtHeR?

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 18 2011, 03:49:19 UTC
YES LET ME JUST SPILL MY DIGESTIVE TRACT TO YOU RIGHT ON THE OPEN NETWORK.
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC IDEA, GAMZ.

NO.
IF I'M GOING TO SPILL MY SHIT
IT'S GOING TO BE SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE.
SOMEWHERE I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR ERI AND SOL HEAVING INTO LOAD GAPERS.

Reply


fierybluebird May 18 2011, 03:28:42 UTC
Why does your blood color matter?

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 18 2011, 03:38:45 UTC
OH JEGUS NOT THIS EXPLANATION AGAIN.
TROLL SOCIETY HAS A HIERARCHY BASED ON BLOOD COLOR.
WHY DO YOU THINK THE OTHERS ARE SO
IT IS THE PINNACLE OF RETARDED IDEAS OUR SPECIES HAS EVER CONCOCTED.
I DON'T WANT TO BE REGARDED SIMPLY AS A MEMBER OF A CASTE.
SO I DON'T FLAUNT MY BLOOD COLOR LIKE EVERY OTHER TROLL IN EXISTENCE.

Reply

fierybluebird May 18 2011, 04:13:05 UTC
So it's not that you care, it's that you specifically don't care? That's fine then.

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 18 2011, 04:17:10 UTC
I MAKE A POINT OF NOT CARING.

Reply


confidencelegs May 18 2011, 05:00:16 UTC
wAIT, hOLD THE PROVERBIAL PHONE,
uHHH,
aRE YOU MAKING THE POINT THAT,
rAINBOW DRINKERS ARE REAL,

Reply

yourgoddamnit May 19 2011, 00:13:15 UTC
I WOULD INSULT YOU FOR NOT KNOWING THIS OBVIOUS FACT
IF IT WEREN'T THE CASE THAT THIS IS ALL SO ABSURD I HATE MYSELF FOR SUPPORTING IT.
BUT YES.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS BIG BLUE ONE RIPPED MY FUCKING THROAT OUT AFTER DECIDING ERIDAN TASTES LIKE SHIT.
I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO BE SMUGLY FLATTERED OR CONTINUING TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE.

Reply

confidencelegs May 19 2011, 03:51:09 UTC
wAIT,

yOUR THROAT GOT, uHHHHH, rIPPED OUT,
i WOULDN'T BE, yOU KNOW, tHE ONE TO CAST DOUBT, oR SOME SUCH MALGRIEVANCE, bUT hOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE AFTER SUCH A, wELL, rUN IN,

Reply

1/2 yourgoddamnit May 19 2011, 22:30:27 UTC
I AM RAGE MANIFEST.
WHEN I SAW TROLL DEATH
I SIMPLY GAVE HIM THE FINGER
SHOWED HIM MY SICKLE
AND HE WAS SO FUCKING IMPRESSED BY MY THRESHECUTIONER SKILLS THAT HE JUST SAID,
"SHIT MAN.
NO WAY CAN I MATCH UP TO THIS TROLL DEMIGOD.
I BETTER SEND YOU BACK TO LIFE BEFORE YOU USURP ME."

Reply


Leave a comment

Up