( text ) Karkat: Explain troll romance

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board discedoCity --

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES ASKING ME ABOUT THE ROMANCE QUADRANTS AND WHATNOT

Comments

1/god I don't know I'll tell you

[asideglance]

[Reading this detailed explanation. Even though it has been explained to him before.]

[asideglance]

[Hmmm yes that makes sense... Yes he recalls this...

Though note to self. Tell Nepeta he has no troll romances again.]

[asideglance]

[Then that picture--]

[asideglance]

...

[p2iioniic]

thii2 ii2 the wor2t thiing you've done iin half a 2weep.

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU ARE THE WORST THING IN SEVERAL THOUSAND SWEEPS.
NOW SHUT UP THIS IS IMPORTANT.
YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT OF ROMANCE HERE.
IT'S A SERIOUS TOPIC AND DESERVES YOUR RESPECT.

[p2iioniic]

iimportant how.
ii've talked two human2 a few tiime2 here and ii don't 2omehow need two wiind up on 2ome reproductiion-related talk 2how.
you miight a2 well have tiitled thii2 "hii my name ii2 vanta2 and ii have a fetii2h for relatiion2hiip dii2c u22iion plea2e help me iindulge iin thii2 moment 2o that ii can get off two whatever we talk about."

[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IMPORTANT HOW"?
ROMANCE IS A CRUCIAL ASPECT TO OUR CULTURE, YOU APATHETIC FUCK.
YOU COULD EVEN SAY IT'S THE MOST REDEEMABLE PART OF OUR SOCIETY.
TROLL REESE WITHERSPOON IS ROLLING IN HER GRAVE, HEARING YOU SPEAK SUCH HERESY.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'VE HAD AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE DEMONSTRATE UTTER CONFUSION WHEN THE TOPIC OF REDROM VS. BLACKROM WAS BROACHED.
I JUST GOT FUCKING SICK OF EXPLAINING IT.
AND NOW THAT GIRL WHO WAS GOING ON THE HUNT FOR ROMANTIC LITERATURE WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS LOOKING FOR.
I AM CORRECTING A MISTAKE THAT WE MADE IN CREATING HUMANS.
EXPANDING THEIR HORIZONS.
I WILL SHOW THEM THE WAY.

[lonelyglub]

i didnt evven havve to read that to knoww this is quite possibly the wworst idea youvve evver had

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU'RE WELCOME, SHITHEAD.
NOW WHEN SOMEONE REJECTS YOU
YOU CAN LINK THEM HERE.
THEN THEY WILL KNOW WHAT THEY ARE REJECTING YOU FOR.

[lonelyglub]

fuck you kar
take a big ol heapin of fuck you and shovve it dowwn your wwaste chute
or wwait
you cant do that because your wwaste chute is already full of shit

you knoww stupid people are goin to ask wwhy wwe havve a hate relationship too
they dont knoww shit about anythin
shit for brains
or is that
shit for wwaste chutes?

[yourgoddamnit]

FUCK YOU TOO.
COME NEAR MY WASTE CHUTE AND I SWEAR TO JEGUS I WILL RIP OUT YOUR CHITINOUS WINDHOLE, TURN IT INTO A FLUTE, AND GIVE IT TO JAPAN AS A GIFT.

THAT'S WHY THIS IS HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I WAS CLEAR IN MY EXPLANATION.
IF THEY ASK SOMETHING THAT IDIOTIC, THEY DON'T DESERVE AN ANSWER.
THEY DESERVE A FOOT IN THE ASS.
BY AT LEAST PROVIDING THE BASIC INFORMATION, THAT WILL LESSEN HUMANS ASKING WHAT THE HELL THE QUADRANTS ARE
IF NOT EXPAND THEIR UNDERSTANDING OF ROMANCE.
I DID IT AS A FAVOR TO US ALL.

*clapclapclap* that was glorious. also 1/?

[manipul8mind]

{First thought;
Wtf.}

2/?

[manipul8mind]

{Second thought;
WHY.
JUST. WHY.}

3/3

[manipul8mind]

{Now there's a bunch of stuff rolling around in her head that she wants to yell at you about, but something pushes to the front of her mind...}

Where did you see anything a8out human reproduction?

[yourgoddamnit]

I WAS SHOWN SOME DRAWN PICTURES OF TWO HUMANS MATING AND GIVEN SOME BRIEF INFORMATION ON IT.
IT WAS DISGUSTING AND JUST PLAIN WEIRD.
THE ONLY BENEFIT OF LEARNING HUMAN ANATOMY IS THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH THREATS AND INSULTS THAT ARE MORE RELEVANT TO THE HUMAN POPULATION.

[Video] XD WHAT'S GOING ON

[luke_triton]

[Luke turns the feed on after reading this entire explanation. His expression resembles something like the above icon, but probably not quite right. It's mostly a perplexed expression. And a rather uncertain expression, that too.]

W-what? That's..very complicated..

[Video] glory. glory is what is going on.

[yourgoddamnit]

NO SHIT.
LET NO ONE WONDER WHY ADOLESCENCE IS ESPECIALLY DIFFICULT FOR TROLLS.
BUT AT LEAST NOW YOU ARE EDUCATED.
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.

[Video] XD

[luke_triton]

[Luke stares. And stares some more.]

Why did you write that all out for everyone?

And why do you and Mr. Gamzee both like to use that word? It's really not a very nice word to use...

[Video]

[yourgoddamnit]

BECAUSE THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE IGNORAMUSES WITH NO IDEA OF WHAT A KISMESIS EVEN IS, LET ALONE ITS IMPORTANCE.
IT'S FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE THAT THEY ALL KNOW.

WHAT WORD?