( text ) Karkat: Explain troll romance

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board discedoCity --

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES ASKING ME ABOUT THE ROMANCE QUADRANTS AND WHATNOT

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1/god I don't know I'll tell you

[asideglance]

[Reading this detailed explanation. Even though it has been explained to him before.]

[asideglance]

[Hmmm yes that makes sense... Yes he recalls this...

Though note to self. Tell Nepeta he has no troll romances again.]

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[Then that picture--]

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...

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[THAT PICTURE]

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...

okay that is good enough

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What is that?!

[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT IS WHAT?

[asideglance]

That picture!

[yourgoddamnit]

ARE YOU INSULTING MY ARTISTIC ABILITIES?
FUCK YOU, SANDWICH FACTORY.
I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY PRACTICING ANATOMY BY DRAWING WHAT I CAN I ONLY ASSUME TO BE HUMAN SMUT.

[asideglance]

W-what?! That--

[also this is video because I say so. BUT FROWNING. AT. ...Okay fine we won't go there.]

...Nevermind.

[yourgoddamnit]

THAT'S RIGHT.
ACCEPT YOUR FATE.
AND ENJOY THE REFERENCE POST.
IN LIEU OF ANY CINEMATIC ENTERTAINMENT, I EXPECT MORE COMICS FROM YOU.

[asideglance]

[He's going to start charging...]

That is no trouble at all. Requests help speed the process, of course.

[yourgoddamnit]

[ he will not get paid. ]

HOW ABOUT ONE THAT INVOLVES A MOIRALLEGIANCE TIPTOEING INTO A CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIP?
HOW THE RED AND BLACK FEELINGS AFFECT THE PAIR IS UP TO YOU.
SURPRISE ME.

[asideglance]

Uwah, I can do such a thing, surely!

[yourgoddamnit]

THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE HERE ACTUALLY APPRECIATES THE VALUE OF THE ROMANTIC GENRE.
I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO THE OTHERS AND, NEPETA ASIDE, THEY ALL JUST SCOFF.
AND I'M LIKE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU UNCULTURED WRIGGLERS?