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( text ) Karkat: Explain troll romance

Jun 07, 2011 18:23

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BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES ASKING ME ABOUT THE ROMANCE QUADRANTS AND WHATNOT ( Read more... )

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1/god I don't know I'll tell you asideglance June 7 2011, 22:30:31 UTC

[Reading this detailed explanation. Even though it has been explained to him before.]

asideglance June 7 2011, 23:45:22 UTC

I believe it is branched off of some sort of embarrassment... Ah, which may stem off of a certain ignorance, as well. Romance is surely a beauty of life that should not be ignored. Regardless of whether or not it is experienced, I believe it should be appreciated.

yourgoddamnit June 7 2011, 23:56:05 UTC

AGREED.
ALTHOUGH THE "NOT EXPERIENCED" PART ISN'T EXACTLY AN OPTION FOR US.
WAIT.
WASN'T.
I SUPPOSE IT IS NOW
SINCE WE'RE THE LAST OF OUR KIND AND REALLY HAVE NO WAY OF REPOPULATING OUR SPECIES.
UGH
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
LUCKILY I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MY SPECIFIC OPTIONS FOR ANOTHER SWEEP OR TWO.

asideglance June 7 2011, 23:57:25 UTC

Ah... That's right. I apologize, Karkat. [How dare he be insensitive...]

Even in this place, it is as if time has stopped, so perhaps that is something good as well.

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:03:21 UTC

FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND
TIME IS ONLY "STOPPED" IN MY OWN UNIVERSE.
THAT DOESN'T EXCLUDE ME FROM AGING HERE.
WHETHER I REVERT BACK TO MY ORIGINAL AGE ONCE I RETURN TO MY OWN UNIVERSE REMAINS TO BE SEEN
BUT THERE IS STILL THE DISTINCT POSSIBILITY THAT I WILL REACH SEXUAL MATURITY IN THIS HELLHOLE.
WHICH WILL SUCK.
A LOT.
AND THIS IS ALL ASSUMING I SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH HERE OR IN MY OWN UNIVERSE TO REACH THAT AGE.
I GUESS THERE'S REALLY NO POINT THINKING ABOUT IT NOW.

asideglance June 8 2011, 00:05:59 UTC

I see... That is true. [Right. Pause.]

I wonder if this complicated troll romance could ever apply to humans. ... Or others...

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:15:51 UTC

OF COURSE IT DOES.
YOU GUYS JUST DON'T REALIZE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SELF-INVOLVED WITH YOUR OWN PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OF ROMANCE.

asideglance June 8 2011, 00:17:35 UTC

...

Yes, of course, how foolish of me to think otherwise.

[THOUGHTS. EXPLODING. QUADRANTS FILLING.]

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:34:15 UTC

[ ALL OF THE QUADRANTS. ]

INDEED IT WAS.
AS FOR ME
I'M USUALLY THE ONE PEOPLE JUST COME TO FOR THEIR OWN RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.
IT'S LIKE I'M EVERYONE'S AUSPISTICE, BUT NOT QUITE.

asideglance June 8 2011, 00:41:07 UTC

I believe I am not cut out for romance in any sort of way. [Too many people fitting into sections means... no. no. just no.]

Ah, but Karkat is that sort of person? That's rather kind of him.

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:43:56 UTC

LUCK YOU, HAVING THAT OPTION.

I'M NOT KIND.
YOU KNOW THIS.
I'M JUST THE MOST CONVENIENT SOURCE OF RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR MY FRIENDS.
WHY THEY KEEP COMING TO ME, I'LL NEVER FUCKING KNOW.

asideglance June 8 2011, 00:44:58 UTC

...

Ah, I believe the correct words for this situation are "tsundere," "masochism" and "complicated," but I feel it would be too forward to form a sentence or two.

1/terrible things yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:52:07 UTC

THAT'S NOT--

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:52:23 UTC

WAIT.

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:52:42 UTC

OH SWEET TROLL JEGUS.

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:53:28 UTC

I'M JAPANESE.

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