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( text ) Karkat: Explain troll romance

Jun 07, 2011 18:23

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board discedoCity --

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES ASKING ME ABOUT THE ROMANCE QUADRANTS AND WHATNOT ( Read more... )

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1/god I don't know I'll tell you asideglance June 7 2011, 22:30:31 UTC

[Reading this detailed explanation. Even though it has been explained to him before.]

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:53:55 UTC

I'M FUCKING

JAPANESE NOW.

GODDAMN IT.

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:54:51 UTC

THIS OUTFIT YOU MADE ME HAS TURNED ME JAPANESE.
THE DYE HAS LEECHED INTO MY HUSK
INFECTED MY ORGANS
AND TAINTED EVERY ATOM IN MY BODY WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.
I BLAME YOU ENTIRELY.
THE FRIENDSHIP VIRUS I CAUGHT FROM YOU HAS FINALLY REACHED MY THINK PAN.
I'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH JAPANESE DELIRIUM!
NEXT I'LL HAVE SOME FUCKED UP EYES
AND START SPEAKING IN THE THIRD PERSON
AND SAYING JAPAN-SAN AND STUPID SHIT THAT HAS NO PURPOSE IN THIS LANGUAGE.

done yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 00:57:13 UTC

FAKU.

GOKANMA.

I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE OF YOUR STUPID TONGUE
BUT I WILL LEARN EVERY LANGUAGE
AND INSULT YOU IN ALL OF THEM.
YOUR RECKONING IS COMING.
THE END OF THE DAYS IS ON THE HORIZON.
KARKAT HELL AWAITS YOU.

1/3 WHAT EVEN LMFAO asideglance June 8 2011, 00:58:35 UTC

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asideglance June 8 2011, 00:59:18 UTC

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asideglance June 8 2011, 01:00:15 UTC

...

Is this a confession of kind feelings? Ah, I am not sure how to react to such a blunt thing...

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 01:07:41 UTC

[ just.

this face.

no other reaction.

just this face. ]

asideglance June 8 2011, 01:08:24 UTC

[A SHORT CHUCKLE]

In all honesty, I am not sure where that came from. Why is Karkat shouting such things?

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 01:28:12 UTC

JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR
NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR YOU.
RED OR BLACK.
THIS IS PERFECTLY PLATONIC RAGE DIRECTED AT YOU FOR HAVING INFECTED ME WITH YOUR JAPANESISMS.

asideglance June 8 2011, 01:32:24 UTC

I never thought it was such a thing!

... Isn't it friendship?

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 01:34:12 UTC

UNFORTUNATELY.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SHOW YOU MY FURY.

asideglance June 8 2011, 01:34:53 UTC

Ah, so you are like Seifer...

[This is like... Japanese teasing idefk...]

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 01:38:37 UTC

I WANT TO DIP YOUR HAND IN HYDROCHLORIC ACID FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT.

asideglance June 8 2011, 01:39:15 UTC

I cannot allow that.

But there is nothing wrong with being tsundere.

yourgoddamnit June 8 2011, 01:46:18 UTC

THERE IS EVERYTHING WRONG.
EVERYTHING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
BUT I ASSUME IT'S SOMETHING GODAWFUL.
MAYBE I'LL JUST JUMP INTO SAID ACID.

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