if you do a google image search on "neil abercrombie" you will not regret it. just looking at that guy cracks me up.

"i have a feeling that if lindy were god she wouldn't answer people's prayers." -- ben

sign this online and make me happy:

http://www.eqfl.org/DOMA_Petition/doma_petition.php

today i am legal!

and if you would like to join me in my pick of mexican dining splendor in orange park this evening, meet at 4pm in the publix parking lot (the empty part near payless) and we shall carpool our way to legalized spicy heaven.

i love the words hellacious, copulate, and bequeath. and dilly-dally. i am interested in hearing some other good words if you would like to contribute. (sounds like a horribly misguided singles ad.)

i think everyone should and would like to know that today i saw a bumper sticker on a car that said "got poop?" it was so absurd i just had to stop and laugh for a few minutes ( Read more... )

i am still gluing sequins onto little shop of horrors street urchin dresses and avoiding belcher's homework, bless his heart....ahhhhh!

i'm posting! look at me ( Read more... )

i've got one of these blasted things again. but just so i can read my friends' journals, right?
my username is dumb...i might try and change it later.
or not.