As a professional hitman i have to do many things that i am not proud of for money. including sucking guys off for crack. today i did something that i am actually ashamed of. they always said not to get attached to anyone, because i might have to off them, but i never thought it would actually happen. My mother wanted me to off the mailman, becuase ( Read more... )

i got a new job today. i have to clean this old mans house. i have to wear a thong and nothing else. I like it, it makes me feel free. It kinda freaks me out how he just sits in him rocking chair stareing at me though. he rubs me down in butter first too. he said i can bring a friend next time if anyone wants to come. hit me up on the celly

I got my test results back today.... and i have the clap. I think i got it from that hooker last week... unless you can get it from animals. Cows and chickens can't get STDs, can they? I hope not, otherwise my mother is going to beat me again... on second thought i hope they do.

i've had this crush on this super foxy mama far some time now, so i finally worked up the courage to talk to her. She rejected me, so i followed her home and stabbed her and raped her. My grandfather isn't too happy with me. He said that it is against the player code to murder and rape each others bitchs.
RIP grandma, i'll always love you