We regret to inform you that the owner of this livejournal has passed on. We give our regarders to the owner's family, that is, assuming the owner had family. The owner was stabbed to death with a plastic fork after some incriminating photographs involving Condoleezza Rice and some small children surfaced. I know you are all very upset. If you need ( Read more... )

i ate a goat yesterday. A live one. I ate the whole thing... hair and everything. It was delicous

I miss my Allison

I met this hot guy and i followed him around all last night. I hopped from one bush to another and he finally saw me. After that the cops came and arrested me, i guess you're not allowed to stalk people from the bushes naked. And after i got back to my dorm i sat on his window ledge and watched him sleep. It was beautiful.

I got ran over by a bus today. It kinda hurt. It broke both my legs. George Bush was driving the bus. He escaped from his nurses and decided to go joy riding. I was doing my midnight strole and he fucking hit me! That asshole! I'm in the emergency room on this laptop that i stole from a nurse after i assfucked her. I gave her a fake number and ( Read more... )

I kissed this real hotty today. He was an nine year old boy. I think i am in love. I am in brittanys house staring at her little brother (that is who i kissed) his name is gabe. He is sooooo hot. And then i sucked brittanys dick and watched her little brother moon cars and then get kidnapped. it was awesome

i think i want to be a doctor so i can make little boys turn their heads and cough. On second though, all i need for that is some candy. I'm going to go get some candy

sorry i havn't written in a while. I went down to florida to score some heroin. i ended up getting some weird black disease on my arm from shooting up that hurt like hell. I went to the doctor and he turned me into the cops and they threw me in jail. They ended up having to cut off my arm. all the while my girlfriend was at home assfucking another ( Read more... )

why am i here?
what purpose do i have?
god hates me.
I hate myself.
I'm slitting my wrists as i speak.
That's what i would say if i was a stupid emo kid.

http://www.myspace.com/infamouskidtoucher

GO TO IT OR I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER

One of my hemmoroids popped today in the middle of church and it was a bloody mess. I passed out from blood loss and jesus slaped me for falling asleep during church, that fucking asshole.