As I posted before, I've made a name change. My new LJ is saining. Some people have added me to their friends list and I've done the same ( Read more... )

Well, at least this joke made me giggle...

A Polish immigrant took an eye test for his driver's license and had to identify the following letters:

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

Examiner: Can you read this.
Polish Guy: Read it? I know the guy!

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As taken from the Fax Daily today.

Workday Wisdom

It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.

The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time. The last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.
I love that one.Don't be ( Read more... )

( Here's some quizzes w/ cute pics )

( Okay so it's more than a few )

No, my weakness is caffeine. Not caffine.

( How does an asthmatic lesbian breathe? )

At first I was like "Ew, Goddess of Disease? How lame!" And then I thought of how much that is rampant today and I was like "COOL!" Then I thought "Oh wait. I'm not really that. So -not- cool." Yeah. Whatever.

I've been gone a bit. I have much to update. Probably won't happen for a while. Hee ( Read more... )