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[yoursbyproxy]

Another story about a 3 year old kid being disfigured by his family's pit bull. What were the parents thinking? There are three types of people:
a. dog people
b. kid people
c. creepy middle-aged men with cats

Mix a & c, animal cruelty. c & b, child molestation. a & b, pit bulls pruning the family tree.
Pick one category. Stick with it.

Comments

[shimimi]

how'd you get to be so funny, bunny

[yoursbyproxy]

how'd you get to be so pretty, porcupine