I once knew a man from miami-
Who gambled away his whole family.
If the man who had won, had not been his son
the whole thing could have turned out quite badly.

All right. The revised facebook meets my lofty standards. I will end the boycott.

There once was a boy named Andy ( Read more... )

Thank you LJ for not abandoning me like facebook.

Apparently the programmer in charge of making all the changes forgot a few lines of code that said:

if facebook_changes=yes
Cancel_Non_universal_Accounts=no;
end

Well take this one Mark Zuckerassbag-

if facebook_deleted=yes
switch_to_LJ_to_Stick_It2ur_fuity_ass=yes;
end

For some reason suitemates don't really count as people. I mean, they're here, but it still feels like no one else is here. It's probably just because I'm used to having people around all the time during summer.

Damn, should have struck him out. I didn't remember Chan Ho Park was anemic.

The beans are falling out of their bag. Goldfish upset

Another story about a 3 year old kid being disfigured by his family's pit bull. What were the parents thinking? There are three types of people:
a. dog people
b. kid people
c. creepy middle-aged men with cats

Mix a & c, animal cruelty. c & b, child molestation. a & b, pit bulls pruning the family tree.
Pick one category. Stick with it.

Well, the air's getting colder. And the news is keeping us scared. I tried to wrestle this summer, from the bones of our tired and weary hands ( Read more... )

I've got 34 pictures of me on facebook and I'm in 34 groups on facebook and everything is going to hell.

Tonight I enter a random housing selection for a triple which i will, if victorious, share with Bryan and Maxi. If I do not get this housing assignment, I will start crying and throwing stuff, most dangerously pens. It would be prudent of me not to take pens to the housing selection. I am now charging my phone, so that, upon success or failure, ( Read more... )

Just in time to support my last post:
24 is now the 2nd most popular TV show at Yale.
Go Yalies, Go Lucky, Yea Yeah Yeah!

Lucky's fortune teller was pre-cut such that one could fold up and read one fortune at a time. I've never seen that before. If you happen to read this, nice job Lucky!

My forture merely had the letter 'S':
I will either See Sharron Stone's Spleen or be Sold into Slavery as a result. Spleens never appealed to me as much as they do now.