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[yourstorescue]

i feel like i dropped off of the face of the earth a week ago and now i'm back. i was probably in heaven with an angel. following her around everywhere. smoking all of her cigarettes. eating all of her brownies. ruining her bed sheets. i like turtles. they are neat.

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[rip_myheartout]

i had a turtle but i forgot about it and it died. im such a horrible pet owner..

[yourstorescue]

that's pretty shitty.
but at least you had one.

[rip_myheartout]

yeah,they're cute.

[alovelyblame]

dude brownies are the fucking best
and i like tultes.

[yourstorescue]

what about bed sheets?

[ledesordre]

Turtles are gay, dude.

turtle 911

[aly_chan]

i saved a turtle once.
it was out in the middle of the street
so i picked it up and put it on the grass
away from danger.