I do believe this is some of the best fun I've had since arriving. I managed to convince my taxi driver  and another to race. They're horrible drivers anyway, and these streets are always so crowded. They're both in such trouble for how many traffic violations they made and all the damage. No explosions but a lot of dents in passing cars. The other ( Read more... )

I wonder at your plans, Cronus. Did you send me here because you fear me, or was it to cause further distraction among your toys?  I would understand if it was the former, as the latter...

Well, they barely need me at all, lovey. I'm not saying I'm not having a good time, but really they enjoy their follies so much I hardly need to walk by their ( Read more... )

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This...simply won't do. Fever and a rash, and now my skin is peeling like I've spent too long in the sun! I can't make money like this!

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All right, I suppose Cronus upped the stakes just a little this time. I shall have to spend the next few days lounging in bed.

Well, perhaps it's not so bad.

Now that all the desperation of hunger has left us, come to dinner with me, dearest Zeus. My treat, of course.

Ah the mortal coil. How delightful. It is not enough I must eternally walk with Man, now I must walk only as flesh?

Well, it could be worse. I do so enjoy flesh. And Man does too.

Well, then my lovelies, won’t you all come say hello?

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