I need a fucking vacation. And not one of those bullshit day or two off. Like a week off. That would be grand. Too bad I don't get any fucking vacation time, because if I were to take time off I would not be paid that week. Fuck ( Read more... )

Rosa Parks died tonight.

Hi

It is now official. I can drink legaly.

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the "F" word?
Cartman: Jew?

Mother fucking Detroit Pistons. Its a dissapointment that they lost, but the season was a good one none the less. Its just shitty to know that they SHOULD have won it. Damn it.

I have officialy lost all faith in the United States judicial system. Jackson was clearly guilty in this case. But some jackass lawyer twisted some bullshit, giving the jury 'reasonable doubt.' What the fuck. Really, you can say he didn't do it because he was said not guily by a jury of his peers. WHAT THE FUCK? Jackson has no peers. Fucking ( Read more... )

PogueMahone116: halo?
(Pat goes Idle)
PogueMahone116: douchebag
CoolCashHero: fuck you, i my brother got in an accident
PogueMahone116: is he alright?
CoolCashHero: he was taken to the hospital
PogueMahone116: thats standard procedure...is he alright?
CoolCashHero: they believe his is fine, just as a safty thing
CoolCashHero: his car is fucked
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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight.

I hate summer. I love winter.