Comments | yourxfairyxtale: silly boys.

yourxfairyxtale

silly boys.

Jan 11, 2005 18:23

i do love the attention that i get from the male species but sometimes it's just too much and only a wee bit annoying .. i got hit on in planned parenthood today by an overweight black man. i honestly don't think that planned parenthood is the best place to pick up girls. so i hope to never expierience or hear of anything such as this ever ever ( Read more... )

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9only9so9dark9 January 12 2005, 00:35:46 UTC

this isn't so unheard of:

Dogma

Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?

yourxfairyxtale January 12 2005, 00:39:40 UTC

::mouth drops:: thanks pierre. i really thought i was better then that. and for the record i am NOT loose. austin can vouch for that. so there. take that. ::sticks out tongue::

haha you're so silly sometimes.

9only9so9dark9 January 12 2005, 00:54:27 UTC

the looseness wasn't at all the point. i'll assume you aren't loose so as to avoid asking your boyfriend questions that will very likely get me punched in the face. i only meant to say that getting hit on at such places really couldn't be that uncommon. ::sticks out tongue just for the hell of it::

wapa January 13 2005, 05:49:35 UTC

thats right. you best refrain from asking me questions or you WILL get a punch in the face

i feel violent dont mind me

anteaterska January 12 2005, 00:41:11 UTC

halarious!

yourxfairyxtale January 12 2005, 00:43:53 UTC

it made me sick how so many people are being dumb lately. it must be a full moon or the planets are rotating or something .. but in the end i can always depend on your crusty love hole. [i am not giving this up, i think it's the best thing ever. i will worship it until i die!!!!!!!11]

anteaterska January 12 2005, 00:53:37 UTC

it aint crusty and it's a god damn godly hole you pray to...not a love hole

was the black guy like fat albert....heyyyyyy heyyyyyy....can i get yo numbah ho

jimmy_chaos January 12 2005, 03:43:17 UTC

that is absitively posilutely hil-fucking-arious. good times.

red_emo_star January 12 2005, 20:52:07 UTC

what about me, can i get yo numbya and perhaps some red starburst.

yourxfairyxtale January 12 2005, 23:22:50 UTC

from what i heard, you HAVE my number. and as far as i can tell, you my dear are in charge of supplying the red starburst. :)

wapa January 13 2005, 05:51:28 UTC

oooo ooo i want you digits tooo. and the keys to your house and the lock pick for your door, maybe some scissors for your clothes and some cuffs for your hands and youll be all mine

now thats a pick up line if ive ever heard one