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[youshouldknowme]

After calculating my savings over and over again. Using expansive formulas and all that...

I've concluded that the only way I'm going to be able to afford Christmas AND Germany is by selling my body. SO if you're interested...I'm medium built...underage...and if you look at me from the right angle, I can pass for a lesbian.

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[queeniemyra]

So...how much does it cost?

[rockinrob]

Woah...this is my terriory.

[inoculated]

Obviously spelling and/or typing isn't.