I was just walking back from having a taco with Jennifer, and I had to sneeze. Instead of covering my mouth, I made that fist that you make when you are coughing really bad. I sneezed onto my fist. After doing so, I realized that I made the cough fist instead of the sneeze hand. I got punk'd ( Read more... )

Highlights from the weekend ( Read more... )

My professor is an idiot...and bi-polar ( Read more... )

I was watching Ellen, when a commercial came on for some woman's health pill. During the warning about side effects, they said "If you have a uterus, it can increase the chance of uteran cancer." If you have a usterus? Doesn't that go without saying? You can't get uteran cancer without a uterus. Idiot people. Thank you, pill people, for that ( Read more... )

Me: I think it is better to masturbate than to have a quickie with a random person. It is safer. You get the same end result without the risk of STD's.

Jennifer: Unless you were playing with ghonorrea before you did it.

Playing with Ghonorrea? What kind of sick Chuck E. Cheese's did she have her birthday parties at?

Woot.

It is gorgeous outside! Spring has finally sprung. Sprung ryhmes with "hung." Sexual ( Read more... )

Spring break was just that...a break from spring. I'm so witty. I should be a weatherman. It was so frickin' cold...all week. That's what I get for going to Ohio. I am a moron. Now, here is my spring break summary ( Read more... )

I heart Jennifer and this is why...


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I am sorry people. Once I get out of the habit of updating this thing, it takes a lot to get me back into it. Threats from Jennifer are really the only thing I respond to. Now on to my family/church weekend ( Read more... )

Before I begin my tribute to the great Betsy and the big-tittied Jackie...I must talk about my creepy night. I walk back in my room at about 12:30 or so...Scott was laying in bed (half-naked, of course) with the lights on, TV off, and staring straight ahead at the wall. I look over and see that he is crying. I ask him if he wants to talk about it ( Read more... )